hazel

VCU 2028 (2027?)

[hazel @lacedwithennui]

Someone wise once said "my commit history is bare because I get paid to write code"

[hazel @lacedwithennui]

having a 9-5 builds such a distinct type of appreciation for weekends

[hazel @lacedwithennui]

twitter sux now bye bye

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

If you are crying and wearing pajama pants in your own yard in northern Virginia they send you to the mental hospital and shave all your hair off. If you have two functioning headlights in Richmond someone will call you an undercover police officer

[hazel @lacedwithennui]

@RicosRevengev

[hazel @lacedwithennui]

@AviBittMD @0x45o how did you get a medical doctorate if you can't read. the word acceleration can either indicate a speed up or a slow down. all they said in the original post is that it was accelerating, which can mean either a speed up or a slow down.

[hazel @lacedwithennui]

@GrantSlatton American drivers can't see so they need the color to be as bright as possible

[hazel @lacedwithennui]

@AviBittMD @0x45o this is like saying dermatitis and eczema are the same

[hazel @lacedwithennui]

@AviBittMD @0x45o different word for the same thing. from https://t.co/VzwfGTEWTX: "Deceleration occurs when acceleration has an opposite direction as the object's velocity. In physics, deceleration definition always refers to the slowing down of an object..."

[hazel @lacedwithennui]

@AviBittMD @0x45o slowing is still acceleration because acceleration is defined as a change in velocity, not an increase in velocity

[cooper! @CULTLECLERC]

genuinely unfathomable video i cannot begin to imagine the feeling of seeing the beauty of earth below you as you go into a firery freefall hoping you don't burn up and die lol

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

THEY TALK ABOUT US LIKE THEY SPOKE ABOUT MILLENNIAL. WE ARE NOT “THE QUIRKY YOUTH SHAKING THINGS UP” WE ARE BEING EXPLOITED

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

To get your driver's license in Maryland they make you take a driving test

If you do well on it, they fail you and make you take it again

[hazel @lacedwithennui]

@FROSTBITE3AM everyone is saying this is mental illness but it really just sounds like insulin cycles and low endorphins/vitamin D to me, you should eat fewer carbs or take a walk after meals

[hazel @lacedwithennui]

@HoKoRi999 @FROSTBITE3AM this fr, it's insulin cycles and endorphins for sure

[B 🧡 @iambri_97]

why is there actually, legitimately, discourse around reading speed right now “8 hours to read a book is slow” “you should be able to read a book in 3-5 hours”

bro we are in a literacy CRISIS, i do not care how fast or slow you read a book, just pick one up and read it

[hazel @lacedwithennui]

@LibOrNormal never seen a liberal do that. i HAVE seen YOU do it, though. one of the gayest things i’ve ever seen.

[･ﾟspreading positivity ☆ @aundrearunway]

its april, college students, you have today and tomorrow to finish your assignments otherwise its NOT happening.