Lace

the best part of waking up is diet coke in your cup

[Lace @laceventuratron]

I love opening the door for short kings. Gotta show em who’s boss

[MACKENZIE @ghostinthessnow]

AINT NO WAY THE DOCTOR SERIOUSLY GAVE ME THIS?????

[Lace @laceventuratron]

@crumb_fish I feel like you’re doing a good job

[Lace @laceventuratron]

#UFgrad

[Lace @laceventuratron]

Congratulations Pookie!!!! 🎉🎉 #UFgrad

[Lace @laceventuratron]

@crumb_fish I’m living for this

[Lace @laceventuratron]

I love arm day because I get to feel like a muscle mommy

[homosexual court jester @sweatpantspapi]

i stopped dead in my tracks and guffawed

[Lace @laceventuratron]

Wanting to break no contact because he was a gym bro and now IM a gym bro

[Anthony Zonfrelli @azonfrelli]

In tha criminal fahkin justice system, the people ah represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offendahs. These ah their stories, kid.

[Lace @laceventuratron]

I would do just about anything for a McGriddle rn 🤤

[Lace @laceventuratron]

Babe you have been so pookie tonight

[Lace @laceventuratron]

I’ve been journaling and I now understand how Rachel wrote 18 pages front and back

[Bunni à Deux ♡Ⴟ 🍓 @folielovebot]

christmas eve u know what that means

[Lace @laceventuratron]

When the Baja Blast hits @MILFTRON69

[spencer 🦑 @smfsaturday]

weezer on the fridge call that fweezer