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shiny diner enthusiast • she/her

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Get me drunk and let me explain how the idea of “unskilled” labor is made up to justify paying people an unlivable wage 😜

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I’m registering my dog to AKCs PAL program so she can do fast CAT and I want her name to be Valda of House Gale, Destroyer of Squirrels, but it’s just 7 characters too long :(

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My dream is coming true tonight guys!

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Everyone is posting baby announcements and my current life goal is to just be stoned at Taylor Swift’s The Eras tour

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Fighting for my life in the queue for Taylor Swift tickets rn

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Everyone is posting baby announcements and my current life goal is to just be stoned at Taylor Swift’s The Eras tour

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nothing matters but like in a good way

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@westboundMFL That’s a badass scar!!

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The millennial urge to give a waitress all of your money as tip

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I am very cranky this morning, but 16 year old me offered these very wise words of wisdom:

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@nahnoh_oWo @WIPMorningShow Definitely the phanatic hands down

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@Ariellacares135 We still have dog pb, it’s important

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There's a jar of peanut butter in our house labeled "dog pb" to distinguish it from the pb we don't use to fill slobbery kong toys with.

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Boston is great 10/10

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I don’t think there’s any reason why women can’t play baseball??

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Pretty sure the state of new jersey is trying to condition me to have a violent physical reaction to the sight of orange traffic cones

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@aditithevast I had no idea she was a Scientologist, but honestly, I’m not that shocked?

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I thought I was ready for summer, but today was the first time it felt like a muggy summer day and I’ve decided I’m not interested

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got a new tattoo and I’m ready for a hot girl summer ❤️🌺☀️

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@westboundMFL I was reminded of the cinnamon challenge and my fiancé had never seen her video. And hers was the most memorable one for me :/

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not me pulling up glozell’s cinnamon challenge video in the year 2021 👀

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how it started vs how it’s going

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I hope no one wins the super bowl