proud butterface

no one will ever change my mind

[proud butterface @lackingham]

@dietz_meredith hey casey, instead of making me tweet ur musings why don’t you make me a chocolate cake ?? off the grid ass

[proud butterface @lackingham]

hey nietzsche, instead of gazing upon the void, why don't you gaze upon some bitches ?? goobermensch ass

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

just visited long island city. sad to report that it fails to live up to its name. if you name something after long island, i am expecting nothing short of paradise...

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

I should really de-meat some of the recent bones I’ve acquired

[proud butterface @lackingham]

im gonna vote like i’ve never voted before (freshly 18, uninformed on the issues, don’t know where my polling place is, not totally sure how to use a ballot machine)

[proud butterface @lackingham]

@ale_xcp which restaurant

[proud butterface @lackingham]

ok but what if like.....edwards semen was leftover from when he was human.....residual jizz.....rejizzual

[proud butterface @lackingham]

something about spelling it “folx” is.....unsettling

[proud butterface @lackingham]

sex for empaths must be sickkkkkkk

[proud butterface @lackingham]

the dad urge to silently stand in the doorway of the room you’re sitting in

[proud butterface @lackingham]

choke you? no no no you must have misheard me, my kink is BDFM like herald square, broadway-lafayette? that sort of thing

[proud butterface @lackingham]

everyone should get paid exactly $100,000

[proud butterface @lackingham]

it’s about the journey* not the destination**

*being drunk
**hangover

[proud butterface @lackingham]

if you dislike trader joe’s you’re a misogynist

[ret @rad_milk]

girls love the color pink so much because it is the color of ham

[proud butterface @lackingham]

god said adam and eve NOT rick and morty

[proud butterface @lackingham]

“what do you think about when you cum?”

“you know that scene from ratatouille?”

[proud butterface @lackingham]

that’s enough of that

[proud butterface @lackingham]

like this tweet and i’ll post “rest in peace” your @

[proud butterface @lackingham]

rest in peace @court_manteau