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I'd offer you a champagne but it's bad for you in small doses

[ko @lackoriginality]

What a weekend for Livi fans. Glenn Whelan appointed as Head Coach and Tete Yengi going to the World Cup

[The Science Page @TheEMC2Hub]

A Great Blue Heron shakes out his silvery plumes.
📹debsandidge

[ko @lackoriginality]

GHDs? In this economy?

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

What’s up with all the white people having curly hair nowadays

[ko @lackoriginality]

Welcome Sam, hope you're spell at the club is more successful than this visit

[Livingston Football Club @LiviFCOfficial]

💪🏻 𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬

We’re delighted to announce the signing of Sam Nicholson from Motherwell on a pre-contract agreement, subject to the usual SFA approvals.

Welcome to West Lothian, Sam!

🔗 https://t.co/bmDMnqCgwX

[ko @lackoriginality]

Maybe a bit late for hard work

[Livingston Football Club @LiviFCOfficial]

Hard work starts soon 🙌🏻

[ko @lackoriginality]

@shootzbiy @NUFCgallowgate Awww mate, that kit howlin

[ko @lackoriginality]

Nice or nice?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

We've got builders in. My wife bought nice biscuits for them. I ate them all. She keeps buying more. I'm keep eating them all. I can't help myself.

[ko @lackoriginality]

Could Steve Clarke just get on the phone to Antonio Conte and work out how to make this happen please

[SPFL Mediawatch @SPFLWatch]

Yeah we’re winning the World Cup

[ko @lackoriginality]

Did @DanhausenAD curse Wrestlemania?

[ko @lackoriginality]

Triple H couldn't book a Ryanair flight

[ko @lackoriginality]

Triple H couldn't book a table at your local Italian restaurant

[ko @lackoriginality]

Triple H couldn't book a taxi

[ko @lackoriginality]

Criminal

[Wrestle Features @WrestleFeatures]

Liv Morgan vs. Stephanie Vaquer was the shortest match on the show at under 7 minutes in length.

[Wrestle Features @WrestleFeatures]

Match lengths tonight:
Usos & LA vs. Vision - 7 minutes
Jacob vs. Drew - 14 minutes
Women's 4 Way - 9 minutes
Becky vs. AJ - 8 minutes
Gunther vs. Seth - 15 minutes

[ko @lackoriginality]

Imagine if they'd taken this time they've wasted on intros and given it to the rest of the card

[ko @lackoriginality]

The problem with satire like this is Trump could read it and think its a good idea

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: After feuding for days with Pope Leo XIV, Donald Trump is reportedly threatening to demand all his Catholic fans start a "MAGA Reformation," renounce the Vatican, and start a competing branch of "American Catholicism" with its own US-based Pope that he wants to appoint.

[ko @lackoriginality]

@ScotRail Ah, that's disappointing, was hoping that with the trains through Livingston South being cancelled due to Central being closed, ScotRail would honour my ticket on the alternative route

[ko @lackoriginality]

Like both cultures don't have an entire identity built around tea

[ko @lackoriginality]

They'd give Americans free healthcare

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

If child-eating intergalactic aliens showed up and wanted to enslave us as tax cattle, how would that be any different than what we have right now??