alex johnston

Family. Movies. Zombies. CPFC season ticket. Nerd stuff. Dredd. Books. Scuba.Comics.Snowboard. History. More zombies.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

[Hamza Yusuf @Hamza_a96]

This Guardian article doesn’t once mention that he supported the Iraq War or that he is the former chair of Labour Friends of Israel.

Very interesting omissions.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

List of Premier League clubs with more goals at the World Cup than Crystal Palace:

End of list.

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🇺🇸 ​Donald Trump: "I am not a rapist. I haven't raped anyone."

🇮🇷 ​Iran: "He is a pedophile, and he declared war on us to silence the Epstein news."

[Greg Bagwell @gregbagwell]

Just in case anyone thought Russia wasn’t interfering in our democracies:

[Curtis Daly @CurtisDaly_]

"No-ones cares". Actually, everyone cares Nige. You are bought and paid for

[Aydin Dikerdem @AydinDikerdem]

It’s wild how Gaza is being erased from the narrative surrounding Starmer’s unpopularity. Over 50% of Labour switchers at the locals said it influenced them. It came up on the doorstep over & over again. It’s one of the greatest moral stains of our era. And yet media silence.

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

If you have a spare 3 mins and 45 secs today, watch this fantastic grilling by Sally Nugent on BBC Breakfast.

The very first time I've seen Farage questioned properly about his £5M bung, and it's fair to say, he totally fluffed it.

There are points when you can see Farage tremble and even accuse the BBC of putting him in danger. 🤦‍♂️

It was for security. It was for cars. Nobody cares. It's no one's business. He won't tell us. DANGER!

At one point, he let slip that the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards may 'disagree' with him on the rules around donations.

He knows he's going to be found guilty on this one. He's in trouble, and his face gave it away gloriously.

Top hats off to Sally Nugent. Stellar work. 👏

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

It’s the 10th anniversary of Brexit. Let’s have a look at how that’s going:

1974-2016: 7 prime ministers
2016-2026: 7 prime ministers

I said it then. I’ll say it again.
It’s a shitshow.

[Paul Lewis @paullewismoney]

Quelle surprise!!!

[Turkish Archives @TurkishArc]

His kids will spend this Father’s Day without him.

John Chapman, British special forces veteran, left combat behind to feed starving children in Gaza.

An IDF soldiers killed him anyway.

Remember his name.

[PitBackle @PitBackle]

We didn't win against Iran but at least it didn't cost us 300 billion USD. 🤷‍♂️

[Danielle Proto @protodanielle]

🚨 WALKING FREE.

Joseph Wood, of Milton Drive in Buckie, subjected a seven-year-old girl to years of sexual assaults — and walked out of court with just 200 hours unpaid work.

This pervert began abusing the girl when she was 7 and he continued until she was 12.

He forced his hand inside her clothes, touched her, entered a bed with her, exposed himself, made sexual verbal comments, sent her indecent images, asked her for images of herself, and committed acts purely for his own sexual gratification and to humiliate/distress her.

Found guilty at Inverness Sheriff Court of multiple sexual assaults between 2015 and 2020.

Sentenced to 200 hours unpaid work, a three-year supervision order, and placed on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

No jail. A “direct alternative to custody.” For years of abusing a little girl.

The system is a joke. Our children are not safe while monsters like this walk free with a slap on the wrist.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Sorry, but if Starmer resigns and gets replaced by someone else who's also gripped at the neck by the Israeli lobby then what is the actual point?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I’ve got a better idea. Tell your mate @netanyahu to allow international media into Gaza and they can work out what really happened for themselves.

[Danielle Proto @protodanielle]

🚨 The depravity.

Lewis Bates and Mark Wilson — the Hartlepool sex beasts who abducted a 13-year-old schoolgirl, took her to a remote track and took turns raping her — have been released.

These monsters enticed the girl into a car, drove her to an isolated spot, and subjected her to a half-hour nightmare.

They left her bleeding profusely, barely able to walk. She was physically sick when she got home and had to be taken to hospital.

Sam Hunter helped lure her in and got a lighter sentence.

15 years for gang-raping a child. And now they’re back on the streets.

How many more victims before these monsters are kept locked up for good?

Our girls are not safe while the system keeps letting animals like this out early.

Name them. Shame them. Never forget what they did.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇬🇧 UK lawyer Paul Powlesland cleaned 200 bags of waste from a polluted river.

Fish and dragonflies have returned.

Now he faces up to 2 years in prison for doing it without a permit.

This is modern Britain: punishing people who actually clean up the environment while the bureaucracy strangles common sense.

Absolutely insane.

Source: @Coinvo / Writer: Oliver

[alex johnston @lacksfocus]

@ianmSC So what?

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Just absorb this for a moment.

The social media post of Israel's National Security Minister is so genocidal that it violates the rules of X.

Yes, that's right, even in the cesspit of Elon Musk's X.

Yet this remains a state armed by and allied to the West!