linds

she/her 26. canada

[mat ★ @blackoutmat]

quando me pedem um conselho mas eu sou o amigo que apoia divórcio, aborto, cortar laços com a família, homossexualidade, outras religiões, se demitir etc

[KPB @TheRealKPB]

Her wedding dress will come with the wrong name, team and number on it. Upside down at that

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

If you buy a ticket to see Johnny Depp’s Ebenezer movie the person behind the counter should press a button and a trapdoor opens beneath you and you slide down to hell

[Nick @NickZararis]

What Auston Matthews sees in the mirror

[ESPN @espn]

"I can't stand these guys halfway through their contracts ... bailing ship and wanting to go for greener pastures."

-@6ErikJohnson on the uptick of trade requests amongst players in the NHL.

[ems @kitttenfangs]

i hate getting into the shower i LOVE being in the shower and i HATE getting out of the shower

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

DILF status REVOKED! Real DILFs support bodily autonomy. You are no longer a silver fox but a grey haired loser

[everything canucks🐬 @canucks5678]

who is most chopped? (level impossible)

[Nora @noraissleeping]

La peor pesadilla de una mujer es ser violada, asesinada y encontrada tirada en una cuneta, no esta.

[ৎ N𝘢𝘯𝘢 @bomniiii]

triste pq ninguno de mis amigos me invita a tirarnos de un puente como decía mi mamá

[blinkforever @everpinkarea]

"2026 is gonna be my year"

me in November :

[Rob Williams @RobTheHockeyGuy]

Looks like the whole #Canucks team visited Children’s Hospital this year, just like they used to do.

🎥: @Canucks/Instagram

[★ lucian ʕꈍᴥꈍʔ @ruggedrookie]

if u catch me standing next to meg thee stallion and i don't have this exact huge cheesy grin on my face the whole time then girl i have been killed and replaced, run

[Андрій @Andriy1927]

So did he

[𖥔 crepusculoca 𖥔 @alexaagrms]

i feel like nicole

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘ADULTS’ has been renewed for season 3.

It will consist of 16 episodes.

(https://t.co/N3Z6pzN0bF)

[manic pixie dream kirby @nbbabydom]

me when im in a situation

[madeline ♡’s gigi @70scorleone]

this is his navy seal ass childhood pr training way of saying fuuuuuuck no

[big ceo @korysverse]

sophia on the spinning teacup ride at disneyworld watching HxG make megan perform hooti booti on a stretcher

[🦋 @tayesthetic13]

These girls went from living their dream to living a fucking nightmare