KPB

You can call this the New World Order of Twitter, brother. Multiple Pulitzer Prize googler. Cheapie

[KPB @TheRealKPB]

Big night for me here on the Twitter. I don’t have a SoundCloud (I do have an out of print CD lol) so here’s a pic of my awesome dog, Bullitt

[KPB @TheRealKPB]

@demihearmeroar @arlowhite Phone not in airplane mode for sure

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters.

Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to man!

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Kids today have no idea how good The Onion was, like when Autistic Reporter Michael Falk delivered this news package, “Train Thankfully Unharmed In Crash That Killed One Man”

[Dr. Robert King @kingbtc]

me: "fuck yeah it finally came"

her: "what did you ord-"

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Happy pride month to Home Depot for not selling a single piece of straight wood.

[KPB @TheRealKPB]

Actually this is a really strong idea

[Jacob Booth @DialConfession]

Ignore it. Start afresh with a new ‘16th’ Doctor. Then later on, throw in a line like -

‘The regeneration process is a bit messy. Sometimes I get sick or lose my memory. Once I turned into an old friend of mine for a few minutes before settling on my final form.’

Done.

[Grace @graceyldn]

Doctor Who fans today

[Doctor Who News @DoctorWhoNews]

Christmas Special Cancelled https://t.co/93iTC4rr4Y

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

Today we’re announcing an update on plans for the future of Doctor Who. Read all about it on the Doctor Who website ➡️ https://t.co/G93OPLuur0

[KPB @TheRealKPB]

@FlickerstickO every time

[Chicago History ™️ @Chicago_History]

What was by far the best ever concert you saw at Metro Chicago?

#ChicagoHistory ☑️

[KPB @TheRealKPB]

@DaMidgetZimbo Where’s the is Kate Lookin Right Account at on this? And when are we starting the Zah version?! 😂

[QUEER FAMILY VALUES 🌈 😍❤️ @QueerFamlove]

If my kids gotta do active shooter drills then your kids can handle a t-shirt with a rainbow on it

[KPB @TheRealKPB]

“Now here’s something the other guides won’t tell you . . .”

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

"You wanna know the real truth?".....is the last question you want your hot dog factory tour to guide to ask the group.

[Mark Strigl @Strigl]

Friendly reminder: Neil Peart’s last name is pronounced PEERT (rhymes with "ear" or "beer"), not pronounced “Pert”

[KPB @TheRealKPB]

@PFTCommenter BUFF

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Lionel Messi playing on the same field where the kick six happened… History

🎥: @AuburnTigers

[KPB @TheRealKPB]

AMEN

[Scott G @scttfrnks]

Europeans enjoying themselves in the U.S. for World Cup is the best thing to happen on X since we met all the cool Japanese bros who like big trucks and grilling meats.

[KPB @TheRealKPB]

@RonnieSansAmp

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

War Goddamn Eagle

[KPB @TheRealKPB]

Great voice and bass playing though. High harmonies make Van Halen

[WE’RE THE F’ING GUARDIANS!!! @DarrellDawson]

@zmullis Where half the women look like Casey Anthony and half the women look like Michael Anthony.

[KPB @TheRealKPB]

Best thing since it started auto translating Japanese and we could speak to the great folks of Japan on Twitter too!

[IncognegroNeville 🇯🇲🇺🇸 @FormerlyCBM]

Give me all the "Europeans here for World Cup enjoying America" content you can. It's the best thing I've seen on this hell site in years.