Kids today have no idea how good The Onion was, like when Autistic Reporter Michael Falk delivered this news package, “Train Thankfully Unharmed In Crash That Killed One Man”
Ignore it. Start afresh with a new ‘16th’ Doctor. Then later on, throw in a line like -
‘The regeneration process is a bit messy. Sometimes I get sick or lose my memory. Once I turned into an old friend of mine for a few minutes before settling on my final form.’
Done.
Europeans enjoying themselves in the U.S. for World Cup is the best thing to happen on X since we met all the cool Japanese bros who like big trucks and grilling meats.