Can you imagine being some poor kid pumped full of drugs, waking up to a strange noise, and what you see is a horse, but the wrong size, and it looks like a nurse is trying to feed it a piano?
⚡🔌ELECTRIC BILL ROULETTE
Let me show you what Trenton Democrat energy policy really looks like:
📉 April: $68
📈 May: $129
🎩🐇 June: $54 (after a statewide political gimmick credit)
💣 July: $331
This wasn’t a billing error or billing hack: it was an intentional Democrat policy to shield residents from sudden rate shocks. They used your tax dollars in June to cover up the explosion they knew was coming in July. And still, they have the audacity to call this “energy justice.” The relief isn't free. Missing deferred amounts are expected to be spread out over subsequent bills (September–February).
This is the price of rejecting clean, abundant natural gas and carbon-free nuclear energy in favor of unreliable green fantasies that require us to import electricity from states that burn coal and other fossil fuels, including clean, abundant natural gas.
Trenton Democrats sold you on “clean energy” while shutting down our in-state generation and betting everything on solar panels with an 8% reliability rate and offshore wind turbines that kill marine life.
Now we’re all paying the price — literally.
Enough. Restore sanity. Reinvest in NJ nuclear energy and natural gas. Stop letting progressive ideology control your thermostat.
If you live in North Jersey you might as well go back to bed and try again tomorrow. You can’t drive anywhere bc of the sinkholes, you can’t take NJ transit bc of the strike, Newark airport is about as functional as a glass hammer, and the Knicks are probably gonna choke tonight
At a fancy hotel bar by myself surrounded by couples checking my watch and the door every few minutes to appear like a man yearning for his most beloved to increase my cool mysterious Aura