Laddalytics

Just an obnoxious New England sports fan. Surprisingly not affiliated with @theonion.

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You heard it here first: AJ Brown will be traded to the patriots for 2027 2nd and 4th round picks on June 2 baby

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I think Drake Maye wins four MVPs and appears in five superbowls in his career #take #patriots #Super Bowl

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We needed that to get Drake acclimated. This was an incredibly difficult defense to play against in your first playoff game. Winning this type of way has to be a huge confidence boost, especially considering we’re looking at playing a similar type of game next week

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Settle in now and be you Drake #patriots

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49ers and Eagles is actually a really easy one. Hurts and the eagles are frauds. Purdy is actually pretty good ngl. 49ers win by two scores. #NFLPlayoffs #nfl #NFLPlayoffs2026

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Now that it’s playoff time, I’m giving my official Laddalytics playoff takes. The playoffs are when the pumpkins are revealed and the true stars are born.

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Bills Jags is a tough one. We know Allen will show up. He isn’t a pumpkin. And for as much as I hate Lawrence, he has played exceptional ball at the end of this year. But he’s still a FAHKIN PUMPKIN. Give me the table breakers in a BLOWOUT.

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But he’s still a FAHKIN PUMPKIN. Give me the table breakers in a BLOWOUT.

49ers and Eagles is actually a really easy one. Hurts and the eagles are frauds. Purdy is actually pretty good ngl. 49ers win by two scores.

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Now that it’s playoff time, I’m giving my official Laddalytics playoff takes. The playoffs are when the pumpkins are revealed and the true stars are born.

That’s why my first take is that Drake Maye will shine. For as good as Herbert is, he has been a playoff pumpkins.

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Give me the DA BEARRRRSSSS.

Bills Jags is a tough one. We know Allen will show up. He isn’t a pumpkin. And for as much as I hate Lawrence, he has played exceptional ball at the end of this year.

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Lamar’s best years are behind him bc he can’t read defenses and is losing his running ability and mahomes was always overrated and just extremely clutch but not he’s about to lose kelce and Reid is retiring soon, so I think both of those guys are more or less cooked

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I guess we were a flawed team without enough depth to begin with. We have to readjust our expectations back down now. The #patriots are a playoff team that’s no incapable of making a deep run and it is what it is. The future remains extremely bright but this year is not capped

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The NFL salary cap isn’t real, how much an owner is willing to spend is

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Mahomes lost twice to Brady and honestly benefitted from the fact that there simply hasn’t been another all time QB to go against for most of his career

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I genuinely don’t even think the chiefs are going to make the playoffs in the first place so they won’t even play the pats anyways #nfl #patriots #chiefs #MNF