𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ

[𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ @ladihpool]

𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊 , 𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊 , 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑴 .ᐟ

[𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ @ladihpool]

i am soaking wet right now oh god

[𝓒LI C ᵏ * ! @dihpool]

water? you’re more like a tall cold sonic blue coconut slushy with a jalapeño burger stabbed on the straw (endearing)

[𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ @ladihpool]

you’re much more cheerful than my logan . he never talks to me .

[𐌔Ɲ工ᵏᵗ !!! @SAVAGElNSTlNCT]

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nothin’ . i can feel a headache coming on…
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[𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ @ladihpool]

if i hook up with this universe’s deadpool , is it selfcest or cannibalism

[𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ @ladihpool]

let me have your kits or whatever they’re called

[𐌔Ɲ工ᵏᵗ !!! @SAVAGElNSTlNCT]

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#𝖲𝖤𝖣𝖴𝖢𝖳𝖨𝖵𝖤𝖲𝖴𝖭𝖣𝖠𝖸␥
⠀ ⠀ https://t

[𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ @ladihpool]

offering a tall drink of water ( myself )

[𝓒LI C ᵏ * ! @dihpool]

he needs a drink.

[𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ @ladihpool]

who’s what now ?

[𐌔Ɲ工ᵏᵗ !!! @SAVAGElNSTlNCT]

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none of that is in kurt’s book.
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[𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ @ladihpool]

well , disney only wanted me for one cameo and i decided not to be reduced to the only lady deadpool being a mother so . . here i am !

[𐌔Ɲ工ᵏᵗ !!! @SAVAGElNSTlNCT]

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i lost count.

i don’t even know where to even begin with this, how did you even get here?
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[𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ @ladihpool]

ooc.

y’all piss me off I’ve had my pinned for a day and look how uneven it is

[\|/𝐎͟𝐋͟𝐕͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐈͟𝐍͟𝐄. @clawedanchor]

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* 𝖙͟𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧
𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧’ ╱ ‘𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝
𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧’ 𝖓͟𝖆͟𝖒͟𝖊͟𝖘͟.
╾——

[𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ @ladihpool]

when did you get so jaded ? who hurt you ? i hear therapy dogs are great for this .

[𐌔Ɲ工ᵏᵗ !!! @SAVAGElNSTlNCT]

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suddenly i think i lost my appetite.

check please, no takeaway box…
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[𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ @ladihpool]

me — ow , kitty cat . didn’t you eat your kibble this morning ?

[𐌔Ɲ工ᵏᵗ !!! @SAVAGElNSTlNCT]

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𝘚𝘕𝘐𝘒𝘛 !!!
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[𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ @ladihpool]

surprise !

[𐌔Ɲ工ᵏᵗ !!! @SAVAGElNSTlNCT]

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a nice breakfast alone at a waffle house, nothing could possibly ruin this sunday morning!
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[* ‍ ‍ ⌒ ‍ ❘❘❙ ‍ B⃣𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍 ’ ͟ᵎ ᵎ @FL4MEBRAINS]

temp pinned : a independent portrayal of jonathan “ johnny ” storm of the fantastic four. banter and semi — lit to novella writing. crossover friendly. written by delly.

[𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ @ladihpool]

ooc.

oh accs that don’t even follow me unevened my pinned that’s so totally cool and definitely okay

[𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ @ladihpool]

@dihpool i’ve been hopping from place to place . i was a disney cameo for a short time , that shit was WILD .

[𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ @ladihpool]

my eyes are popping out my head like a goddamn cartoon .

[𝓒LI C ᵏ * ! @dihpool]

WHOS THIS ABSOLUTE JAW DROPPING MC HOTTIE PANTS PLEASE BREATHE ON ME

[𝕭𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ @ladihpool]

i am bewitched body and soul

[𝓒LI C ᵏ * ! @dihpool]

“ go fuck yourself “ oh trust me i will