AlmightóShalala

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[AlmightóShalala @ladipo_a]

used to be almightysh@lala then got bagged init

[19ERA @Nineteen_Era]

Africans don’t make great music like this anymore💔

[Rikka @racistrikka]

Looks like a scene from Baki

[AlmightóShalala @ladipo_a]

Meg The Stallion whenever she see‘s the opportunity to use the same beat, flow and talking point on every song

[AlmightóShalala @ladipo_a]

women don't check their mirrors before tweeting

[AlmightóShalala @ladipo_a]

LOOOL

[𝔅𝔦𝔤 𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫 @big_john9170]

"I'm on my period" ok but your ear ain’t…

[AlmightóShalala @ladipo_a]

IK THAT’S RIGHTTTTT

[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

LONDON IS BLUE!!!!!! 🔵

#CFCW

[Ms. @Ms_Kamau_]

Let’s normalize a full STD panel screening before & after every partner 💯

[sley @sley_Xk]

women act like spending on them is some kind of benefit to you

[AlmightóShalala @ladipo_a]

You see it too yeah

[pretty @realhoneyleigh]

#coonconversations

[AlmightóShalala @ladipo_a]

I was mass applying for jobs at the same company. I got called for an interview and just realised I prepped for the interview using the job description of the other position I applied for

[AlmightóShalala @ladipo_a]

abeg, let me check if I still have my rizz

[‏ً @picassoswork]

Women love spamming “I don’t owe you anything” until it happens to them looool

Will genuinely write a substack

[AlmightóShalala @ladipo_a]

1. Their government is bought for and owned by the US
2. The people are massive worships of isra3!

[Somaya ☭ | yuta kaisen @arguablysomaya]

what is wrong with west africa

[AlmightóShalala @ladipo_a]

Omo see better humbling

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

“My driver, my cook, yourself..”

Dangote sef dey cook🤣

[DutchGPT @YouKnwDutch]

Round here the only people that get to stay home are the children

[AlmightóShalala @ladipo_a]

tf did I just read

[Emilio Portugal @EmilioPorteqzq]

Caught my professor who said: “you’re not making it in life” working at a gay strip club and intentionally paid him to suck my dick

[AlmightóShalala @ladipo_a]

Person can’t have work wife again, aye ti baaje

[Pearl 🌸 @the__peaarl]

Examples of micro-cheating:

• Flirting with someone you’re attracted to
• Deleting chats so your partner won’t see them
• Having a “work wife/husband” you’re overly intimate with
• Maintaining a secret connection with an ex
• Entertaining someone you know wants you

[PENNY ﾒ𝟶 ™️ @xlucidpennyx]

My coworker told me he hasn’t got a raise after everyone got theirs. I told him “closed mouths don’t get fed” he went to hr and they fired him. He didn’t get a raise because he was supposed to be fired and they forgot

[AlmightóShalala @ladipo_a]

dksjjsjxbeneb my Jamaican coworker doesn’t know what’s gonna hit her tomorrow

[soft spoken indigo @isitbyforcee]

Okay I don’t understand Jamaican Patois anymore