Val Floy

Living in a world I don’t quite understand. Dogs are the G.O.A.T. TP should always go over top. I like runny yolks.

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

@vitabrevisblog since you hate other forms of social media, here’s a peek at what you’re missing:

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

“AJ - say hi to your mama!” - Nixon #54 #hawkeyefootball #HolidayBowl

[Max Olson @max_olson]

Iowa kicker Keith Duncan says no bowl for you

[Jason Fechner 📺🎥 @jasonfechner]

I can PROMISE you the twist in this classic @SesameStreet video from 1974 will leave you smiling... Spoiler alert: it comes when John John and Herry Monster hit 20 😊

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

Y’all! The Rock tweeted about my cousin’s son! 💚

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

Beautiful ❤️💪🏾
Congratulations, Lucas!
You inspire all those around you and you’re the epitome of a champion!
And to the young man in purple.
You’re the epitome of humanity.
I look forward to shaking your hand one day.

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

@AskTSA - how come when I reported an unattended bag to two different agents in @FlyTPA nobody seemed to care but me? If TSA doesn’t care, then who does? Who protects the millions of travelers daily?

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

Listening to podcasts at 1.5x is a real life changer. How am I just now figuring this out?!

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

Never mind the color legend at the top. In the 4 am hour on a Monday, my mind went straight to “ice and snow followed by hot lava on your morning commute.”

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

@gracehelbig @ThisMightGet Not recurring, just F’d the hell up! I dreamt I was walking through my grandmas house to her guest bedroom when all of a sudden I was being attacked by a group of ninjas with pool cues from the (IRL non-existent) balcony above. Turns out they were just an awesome dance crew.

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

Can I get a normal @kinderus egg? None of this Kinder Joy BS. I want the real deal!

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

@girlwithnojob You should watch Don’t Trust The B In Apt 23 or Young & Hungry. Both on Netflix.

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

@GOBRAVES44 Tiny Dancer sweatpants...those were so great!

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

@gimmytweets I suppose, on a clear day at least...

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

@koshiz @enjoyLaCroix I've also discovered the Apple Cranberry. Amazeballs! I just started on the wrong flavors.

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

@koshiz I'm sold!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This ref has some serious ups! 😱 #SCtop10 (via jphilips1515/Instagram)

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

@koshiz have you convinced @megobits that LaCroix is any good yet? What's the magic flavor, cause I'm with her so far...??

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

Great page turn, @1georgia6 ! Seamless transition!! 😂♥️ https://t.co/yCF8JFCP33

[North Scott High School @NorthScottHS]

Star Wars theme! NS band sounding amazing! Great job!

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

@beckylynn528 It is a feature on Instagram that takes snippets of photos/video & plays it forward & backward. Over. And. Over. And. Over.

[Val Floy @lady_floy]

Second place! Great job today, ladies!!! @NS_Lancervb @NSHSActivities