Kels

The Bitcher of Blaviken

[Kels @ladybeagle]

@kateg_tweets I miss Joe

[Kels @ladybeagle]

Petition for the next democratic president to rename the Hoover Damn the RuPaul Damn.

[Kels @ladybeagle]

Melania can't even fake clap enthusiastically. I'd hate to see her "orgasms".

[Kels @ladybeagle]

Also the whole rape thing

[Kels @ladybeagle]

I have more reasons to hate Trump than I can count, but his disgusting hatred towards the trans community is at the top of my list.

[Kels @ladybeagle]

He's doing a good job reading though. Less strokey than usual.

[Kels @ladybeagle]

Never wanted to have to play the Take A Shot Trump Says "like nobody's ever seen" game again, but here I am, drunk off my ass at 7 o'clock on a Tuesday.

[🇵🇸💙🇺🇦 Sammie. @SammieMacM]

#Trump #TrumpZelenskyMeeting

[Kels @ladybeagle]

@LindaStein1 I thought KC would at least try to put up a fight, but I'm happy for you 🤣

[Kels @ladybeagle]

I'm happy that Trump had a shitty night, but super sad for me & Taylor.

[Kels @ladybeagle]

I'm about to lose a Superbowl bet that I drunkenly agreed to the stakes for. Regrettably the dumbest thing I've done in 2025 so far.

[Kels @ladybeagle]

@RyanPhillippe No it's not !

[Kels @ladybeagle]

This halftime show makes me feel old. I miss the old days when I could understand what the performers were saying & maybe I'd see a nipple if I was lucky.

[Kels @ladybeagle]

@Terrysagirl I wish Twitter didn't suck now

[Kels @ladybeagle]

@Terrysagirl I'll check it out again. Maybe it was just cuz I don't know anybody on there

[Kels @ladybeagle]

No disrespect, but Jelly should've won Album of the Year #CMAs

[Kels @ladybeagle]

@SenatorHeinrich @bryanbehar Nope, they voted for whatever the fuck this is. They were told this would happen. They did this to themselves & they did this to us. Fuck them.

[Kels @ladybeagle]

I need a wine and Oreo subscription plan to get me through the next 4 years.

[Kels @ladybeagle]

@Terrysagirl I just joined and it's the most confusing thing ever. Don't know what the f*ck is happening over ther