Alissa Mam

Future DILF ❤️

[Hog Dog @HogDogDC]

@Commanders @pepsi ‘Sup can’t wait

[Alissa Mam @LadyBeeker]

Joe proposed to Jill five, FIVE, times before accepting. I can’t get full sentences on dating apps - e.g. you up? Wyd? Wanna chill? You fine. You sexy. So hot. Hi. 🙄 #DCdating #Tinder #Bumble #Hinge #Match #okcupid

[Alissa Mam @LadyBeeker]

President Biden makes jogging great again #BidenHarrisInauguration2021

[Alissa Mam @LadyBeeker]

@catherinaarter

[Alissa Mam @LadyBeeker]

Wayment, you used to get the depo to raw dog frat bros but you’re hesitant to get the COVID vaccine?How organic of you 🧐🙄🥴

[Alissa Mam @LadyBeeker]

My biggest flex, I am instantly more attractive when a white male calls me a cunt 😘✌🏽

#GameSetMatch #SCORE

[Alissa Mam @LadyBeeker]

Dawson’s Creek & McDonald’s on a Friday? What year is it? #Iambusy

[Alissa Mam @LadyBeeker]

“Welcome to no nut November” - Katherine Aaslestad

[Alissa Mam @LadyBeeker]

@nature why is it so windy right now?

[Patrick @StBoujee]

“You have issues”

My issues:

- Racism and toleration of such
- Police brutality with no accountability
- US immigration detention centers acting like concentration camps and performing sterilisations
- Climate change and people ignoring science
- Anxiety

[Alissa Mam @LadyBeeker]

@realDonaldTrump Dear Mr. President, we should tax the 1% or kill the rich. You decide.

[Alissa Mam @LadyBeeker]

No one:
Alissa: Hello, everyone! I bet you’re wondering what I typically eat in a normal day during the pandemic.
#hotdogs🌭 #broccoli #whippedcream #tbt #dontatme @ Washington D.C. https://t.co/92JNrsNaHD

[Alissa Mam @LadyBeeker]

Have y’all ever heard of #FriyayTitty?

[Patrick @StBoujee]

Riding out 2020 is an extreme sport.

[Alissa Mam @LadyBeeker]

Unhealthy but useful skill for #2020

[TWEETS ABOUT WINE @wwlwine]

Why open up to people when you can open a bottle of wine instead?

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Me on September 1 at 8:42am

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

permanent mood

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

tie dye sets were fun for spring but can we PLEASE do juicy tracksuits for the fall

[Alissa Mam @LadyBeeker]

Can’t wait to hear, “He ain’t my God.” 😂 #Gotem

[Alissa Mam @LadyBeeker]

Rah-Ed, duh 🙄

[TWEETS ABOUT WINE @wwlwine]

If you were able to have a flawless body, but you could never drink again, would you choose red or white wine?