Ellie

D&D: For Her™ Part time Vistani Bard. Tweets player shenanigans. Kickin' it as a Lady DM.

[Ellie @ladydmge]

While I generally feel it's grandstanding to tweet your own session quotes out, I think "Is it raining tequila in the Feywild?" might be one of my more inspired lines. #dnd
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[Ellie @ladydmge]

It's been a while, but Lady Damage is BACK and is setting up shop on Substack! If you're looking for tabletop tips and shenanigans consider subscribing!
https://t.co/1oJzaY7tSn

[Swear Trek @swear_trek]

‘tis the season for family gatherings

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

man, I like Halloween as much as anyone, but October 1st is WAY too early for the children who wear burlap sacks over their heads to be tapping at my window and whispering the names of those who suffered from my many sins in an attempt to drive me mad

[Ellie @ladydmge]

How the DM rolls for B&D&D:

[Ellie @ladydmge]

Today my gnome rogue vomited over the side of a hippogriff while in pursuit of a manticore thanks to a failed con saving throw. She doesn’t do well with either heights or sudden acceleration, apparently.

[Ellie @ladydmge]

I would also 100% wear this in real life. I apologize for nothing. Peacocks gotta fly.

[Ellie @ladydmge]

I’ve found my new DM Uniform. It adds +10 to Charisma checks.

[Thijs Porck @thijsporck]

Anglo-Saxon Elves!
duun-aelfinni 'dune elves'
uudu-aelfinne ' wood elves'
uaeter-aelfinne 'water elves'
feld-aelfinne 'field elves'
sae-aelfinne 'sea elves'
Old English elf glosses in Leiden, VLQ 106, fol. 10r

[Ellie @ladydmge]

This tweet brought to you by the realization that after last night's session I somehow have a net surplus of La Croix in my fridge. My players have clearly perfected their DM tithes.

[Ellie @ladydmge]

DM: You encounter swarms of zombies and undead t-rex spewing smaller, even angrier zombies armed with javelins.

Player: *slides a cold can of La Croix over to the DM screen*

DM: Did I say zombies? I meant almiraj. Cuddly almiraj!

Player: *fist pump*

#dnd

[Ellie @ladydmge]

It's important to consider all tactics when facing off against 100+ zombies:

@rrolfe88: "Do we have anything of value to the zombies?"
@SequoiaCoaching: "Other than our flesh?"

#dnd #dnd5e #tombofannihilation

[Ellie @ladydmge]

Last night the party successfully prevented Camp Vengeance from becoming Camp Zombie Snack. Execute Battle Plan: Kablooie

[Ellie @ladydmge]

Seriously, why doesn’t every dress have pockets? I have lipstick and keycards and plans for total world domination I need to have on me at all times. https://t.co/yjqChVUiLj

[DropTheDie @DropTheDie]

Magic Item: Dress With Pockets. This magical sundress offers a +3 bonus to AC if you're not wearing armor. The dress has 3 pockets that lead to an interdimensional space that can store up to 2 cubic feet of items. When asked about the dress, you must say "it has pockets" #dnd5e

[Ellie @ladydmge]

That moment when the lutist at a Waterdeep pub starts playing the entirety of Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence. #dnd #dnd5e

[Ellie @ladydmge]

Second only to my character, a gnome rogue with her own craft spirits empire, going on a pouty tirade outside the Temple of Sune: "Ugh, a pretty boy temple. Maybe we can get a referral to another, more useful temple...like Torm, or Umbril." #dnd

[Ellie @ladydmge]

While I generally feel it's grandstanding to tweet your own session quotes out, I think "Is it raining tequila in the Feywild?" might be one of my more inspired lines. #dnd
@OutofContextDND

[Ellie @ladydmge]

.@SequoiaCoaching: "Can I intimidate the tree?" and "TO THE ARCANE MECHANIC!"
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[Ellie @ladydmge]

Some choice bits from the last couple of sessions (where I've been playing rather than DM-ing) from our trio of distillery-starting, chicken-hut-sniping adventurers:

[Ellie @ladydmge]

.@iskotaa: "We saw the voodoo dolls. Did she crochet them herself?"
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