Sarah Keller

love all, trust a few. do wrong to none. - william shakespeare

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

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[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Per Sharia law, all meals at the Cheesecake Factory must now begin with a land acknowledgement.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

'In 1860, an enslaved man named Sheppard Peek was listed among the possessions of William Peek. His value was placed at $1400.

More than a century and a half later, Sheppard’s great-great-granddaughter, Keisha Lance Bottoms, was elected governor of GA' https://t.co/R17ckLYNhc

[no context the west wing @LemonLymancom]

DO NOT TEMPT THE WRATH OF THE WHETEVER FROM HIGH ATOP THE THING TONIGHT

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

When I heard about Senator Graham’s death last night, the first thing I thought about was not all the things he said and did in service of Donald Trump. I thought of the time before Donald Trump when he was a brother to Senator John McCain.

A time when senators from different parties could fight about politics and still be friends. A time when a conservative Republican from South Carolina could say of my father: “If you can’t admire Joe Biden as a person, you’ve got a problem. He’s the nicest person I’ve ever met in politics. As good a man as God ever created.”

That is the Senator Graham I will remember today. Not because I have forgotten what came after. Because in that memory there is hope. Hope for a country where brothers can fight like hell over policy and still share a meal, and a laugh, and the loss of the people they love.

I will choose to remember the time before Trump. Because I believe in an America after Trump.

[Sarah Keller @ladykool]

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[Sarah Keller @ladykool]

This better be Iowa’s next governor

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

speaking as glibly as Beavis & Butthead. does T***p even grasp the profound significance of what he has set in motion in the Middle East? this person whose most essential self is riding in a golf cart fatly, cheating at the profoundly insignificant game of leisure golf when he assumes no one is looking.

[Sarah Keller @ladykool]

@_sorrengailll Laziness

[Sarah Keller @ladykool]

@jonlovett Did a lawyer really refer to him as a ‘seasoned’ officer?

[Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt]

Election Day is my favorite holiday.

[Molly Roberts @mollylroberts]

The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Holy shit that’s funny

[Benny @bennythebull]

Hear me out…6️⃣-7️⃣ers 🤷‍♂️

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

GO DOWN AND GET IT, MATT 💪

[Sarah Keller @ladykool]

@PressSec Nice try, but you’ll have to spin better than that to convince anyone with a brain that this shutdown is anyone’s responsibility but yours and your buddies

[Sarah Keller @ladykool]

Anybody else going to cozy up with the shutdown episodes of the west wing to see how a real president gets things done?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Blaming Democrats for a shutdown when you control the House, Senate, and the White House only proves you can't govern.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Republicans have control of the House, Senate, and White House.

If the government shuts down, it’s on them.

[Sarah Keller @ladykool]

Can somebody remind me who has control of both the house and senate and the White House? Because I’m pretty sure if the government gets shut down it would be the fault of the people running the show.