Tori

Twitter is no place for the weak... or chill.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Potato. He wants to know what you are doing and if he can join. Even if you are doing absolutely nothing. 12/10 get over here Potato

[Liberated 💜🤍🖤🌊 @Libby_Davis21]

Remember when the mask mandates came out and pro lifers were like “my body my choice”

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

One day someone should start a religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ.

[megan | indy n1 🩵 @swftsgetawaycar]

i mean this with the upmost disrespect. if you are “pro-life” unfollow me right now. i don’t wanna be moots with you, i don’t wanna be your friend, nor do i even want to associate with you. i have absolutely no respect for y’all and never will.

[fahima. @fahiiima_]

Please pray for Bangladesh, this is one of the worst floods that they have faced,it is getting extremely bad for the people in the Sylhet and Sunamganj region. I am going to link down some of the charities you can give to down below.

[Stranger News @StrangerNews11]

#StrangerThings has a trend of introducing really likeable characters only for them to be killed in the same season.

I’m worried for Eddie…

[stranger writers @strangerwriters]

Happy Father’s Day!

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

If I'm not mistaken, in 2 days of hearings, the Committee has only used REPUBLICAN or non-partisan witnesses to make the case that:
* Trump lost the election
* And launched a coup
* Based on lies he told to the American people.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, the "you lost, get over it" crowd from 2016 basically turned not getting over 2020 into a massive criminal fucking conspiracy

[Deidre DeJear @DeidreDeJear]

🚨BREAKING: I’m officially the Democratic Nominee for Iowa’s Gubernatorial race. Join me in making history by defeating Kim Reynolds and helping me become the first Black woman to become Governor in our nation.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When I was in the Army, the entire base went on lockdown because someone misplaced an M-16. Even the military knows assault rifles belong only on the battlefield — because they’re weapons of war.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Remember when a bunch of shitheads collapsed the economy in 2008 resulting in tons of state-wide budget restructurings that required disinvesting in higher ed, and thus higher costs and worse service to students but then everyone blamed students and not the shitheads?

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, the "you lost, get over it" crowd from 2016 created a massive criminal conspiracy in 2020 that involved every branch of government in trying to overturn an election, because they fucking lost and they couldn't get over it. lock them all the fuck up

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Someone said it takes Lauren Boebert 4 hours to watch 60 minutes and I can’t stop laughing

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

On the SAME day, Republicans both held a press conference blaming Biden for the baby formula shortage *AND* voted against a bill that would ensure access to baby formula amid a shortage.

[DEACTIVATED @thrasherxy]

I’m losing my God damn mind

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

calm down, Trump can't win.
calm down, Trump will grow in office.
calm down, Ivanka will be a moderating influence.
calm down, Mueller will get Trump.
calm down, John Roberts cares about his legacy.
calm down, Roe is settled law.

I'm so fucking tired of being told to calm down

[Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus]

Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty of sex trafficking children. A judge refuses to release the list of who she sold them to. Up until the list is released, we have only one conclusion: all of them are on it. Every last damned billionaire, prince and politician. Have a nice day.