kerry son of bob

#Top5 Champ 2014

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

@babyjooj 1. Manbuns (hair) 2. Wegmans deli American cheese 3. ANY bar but wicked willys 4 Tempestt Bledsoes cosby show clothes 5 Dave grohl

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

#top5favoritethings @babyjooj
1. When your clothes/socks are turned right side out when folding laundry
2. Crispy pepperoni from pizzeria Stella
3. Getting multiple “haha” emphases in the group text
4. Al fresco happy hour
5. Parents chauffeuring us around even though we are 30

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

I understand #5 has probably been used multiple times and I will be eliminated because of it but that is the risk I take in my honesty

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

Late entry @babyjooj TG I've been compiling my list for past year #Top5FavoriteThings
1. Being perfectly dressed for the weather
2. A good opening theme song (ex. Succession, the sopranos)
3. mixed species animal friends
4. anytime high waisted pants are “in”
5. An open bar

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

@kits_22 @babyjooj #honored #sorryiforgottopostyoursoulcyclebike

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

How has this gained no traction??? People must LOVE filling up the Brita, not knowing what to give someone for their birthday and typing their cc number out every time?!? #whack2020 #startingatwitterbrawl

[baby jooj @babyjooj]

💗2014 #Top5FavoriteThings CHAMPION!!! This list is amazing! Especially #4, the BEST feeling!

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

@SalamiSam23 @babyjooj Salami transforming the game with a full on pictogram!!!

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

@babyjooj #Top5FavoriteThings

1. When the Brita is full
2. Credit card auto fill
3. Thoughtfully designed hotel rooms (cushioned headboard, adequate mirrors, etc.)
4. Knowing exactly what present to get someone
5. Frances McDormand’s filmography

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

Donate to Black Lives Matter! https://t.co/Mz8TEKL4Ok

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

@mjkeller9 @babyjooj As requested,

3. Images of Indonesian rice paddies - I MEAN COME ON

#top5favoritethings

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

@babyjooj take me as I am:

1. Not being hungover
2. Animals with human names
3. Images of Indonesian rice paddies
4. The ending of "The Usual Suspects" #plottwistofthecentury
5. Singing Christmas songs at karaoke when it is not Christmas time

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

@babyjooj I haven't tweeted since 2015:

1. Sporting a fresh pair of vans
2. When the line behind you starts growing way longer than what you waited in
3. Someone important remembering my name
4. Tropical flora
5. Late 80s/early 90s era Sally Field

See you in '19

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

@babyjooj I haven't tweeted since 2015:

1. Sporting a fresh pair of vans
2. When the line behind you starts growing way longer than what you waited in
3. When someone remembers my name
4. Tropical flora
5. Late 80s/early 90s era Sally Field

See you in '19

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

@babyjooj I can't even count the amount of times I've woken up with "cigs" in the search on google maps on my phone

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

@babyjooj it was 1 am in California if that's any consolation

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

@babyjooj 4. Using dryer sheets for non drying purposes 5. Uncle kracker not making a comeback

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

@babyjooj 1. Moms that make you take your shoes off in their house 2. Classic rewind on Sirius satellite radio 3. Alaskan bush people

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

Still under there

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

Just scratched my wrist with my teeth bc I was too lazy to lift my other hand out from under the blanket

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

@babyjooj I'm thinking like maybe any other game of baseball

[kerry son of bob @ladyykerry]

@UberFacts @RealCaravaggio can you confirm?