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[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn't see that email until you're emotionally ready

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

[Neet @neet_sol]

commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

[Charlie @Carlodmension]

SIEMPRE RECUERDEN QUE HUBO GENTE QUE PREFIRIÓ SER TORTURADA HASTA LA MUERTE, QUE NEGAR QUE VIERON A JESÚS VIVO DESPUÉS DE SER CRUCIFICADO.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

Dogs are Christian. That’s why Muslims hate them.

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ✨ @Bigdebs222]

The Roman guards watching the guy they crucified 3 days ago just walk by

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

My favorite part of resurrection is when they went back and didn’t find Jesus where they left him!! Don’t let NOBODY find you where they left you. Elevate! He got up! You can too! Nothing is too hard for my God!

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

The six best doctors in the world:

1. Sun
2. Jesus Christ
3. Exercise
4. Diet
5. Water
6. Business

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Don’t let corporate world ruin your gym schedule and self care routine

[Isaïe🇻🇦🏳️ @Cathobro]

Le christianisme quand tu as moins de 65 de QI c’est compliqué oui.

[alger @9lostcherry]

Y’avait un paris Brest à la cantine j’ai pris du fromage blanc

[💢 @zgeg95]

t’as mal aux ventre de fou à cause de tes règles t debout dans le bus et tu vois des hommes de merde assis 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 levez vous mgl

[🇲🇦 @Riffi__779]

Les gens qui marchent lentement Paris c’est pas fait pour vous

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

how the unemployment days flashbacks play in your head the moment you get a job

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.

[dia. @intellectualspo]

god I was so skinny last week

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I think showing your man how crazy you get from time to time is healthy.

[nour n’est plus algérienne @dodorraa]

je déteste tellement les gens qui ont une haine contre les religions et qui en font leurs entières personnalités