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[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

We live in a world where women get upset if a man looks at, not stares, LOOKS AT them in the gym for one second, but have no problem posting the video, usually of their ass, online for the entire internet to see. Make it make sense.

[Brandon Avedikian @bavedikian]

Bought a $1,742.80 camera online from BestBuy.

The FedEx delivery driver stole it. FedEx admitted it.

But BestBuy won’t give a refund. They said we need to “work with local law enforcement.”

Thought everyone should know if you buy from @BestBuy and a @FedEx driver steals what you paid for, your money is gone. Neither company will make it right.

I’ve spent over $30K at BestBuy and will never spend another penny there.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

God of War game with no Kratos = Pepperoni Passion with no pepperoni

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Boomers be like, “Just walk into the office and ask for a job.”

The office: locked
The recruiter: AI
The interview: automated
The job posting: fake
The rejection email: instant
Your data: sold

[Pursuited @pursuitedx]

So NVIDIA is forcing everyone onto the new NVIDIA App with the latest driver updates...

If you haven’t disabled "Game filters and Photo mode", your overlay is actively eating your FPS in the background. Turn it off if you actually care about performance.

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

A researcher found critical Windows zero-days.

Reported them to Microsoft.

Microsoft denied the bug bounty.

Deleted their account.

Banned them from GitHub.

Then threatened criminal charges.

The researcher dropped six zero-days in six weeks.

Three got used in real attacks within days.

Other researchers are now handing them free vulnerabilities as a gift.

Microsoft’s Digital Crimes Unit is considering legal action.

Against the person whose bugs they refused to pay for.

This is Microsoft’s bug bounty program.

[El Diaz @SoyDaniloDiaz]

TikTok: Puedo tener acceso a tus contactos.

Yo: No gracias.

TikTok a los 10 minutos: Mira, a lo mejor conoces a esta persona de tus contactos.

[Bwoffa @TheBwoffa]

quote of the decade.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

It's virtual PC's that you have to rent from these guys for extortionate prices after they have made normal PC's unaffordable.

If you haven't guessed yet.

[HITMAN @Hitman]

47 has heard your call and is taking action against bowie knife99.

[selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ @inkblotPrincess]

we're about to see the worst announcement of all time

[angel @angeldot_]

> El CEO de OpenAI admite que la IA no causará el apocalipsis de empleo que predijo

> Uber no encuentra un retorno que justifique sustituir humanos por IA

> Starbucks elimina la IA de su sistema por fallos constantes

> Microsoft retira Claude Code a sus ingenieros por no ver mejora en costes

NATURE IS HEALING

[Ben Dziobek @BenDziobek]

Breaking: Andover New Jersey cancels data center project and passes complete ban!! Rural NJ is fighting back against Big Tech!

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

At this point, Americans are no longer taxpayers.

We are fraud victims.

And we want our money back.

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

> be Bowie Knife99
> just a guy with an Xbox
> buy Forza Horizon 6 on launch day
> drive like you always do - like a lunatic
> ram, swerve, and pit-maneuver strangers into walls
> the Drivatar system silently records every felony
> uploads an AI clone of your driving to the cloud
> deploys hundreds of you into other people's races, 24/7
> within days, thousands cry about you on Reddit, X, and Steam
> the community calls you "the Herobrine of Forza"
> official Xbox UK tweets "Happy Bank Holiday Monday to everyone except bowie knife99"
> a fan opens a fake X account in your name to taunt your victims

thousands of players are at war with hundreds of clones of you. you don't know any of this is happening. happy bank holiday.

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Tell me if I got this right.

People can work 40 years and still not afford retirement.

But politicians can work for 4 years and retire for life.

[Being J Wood @BeingJWood]

I can live without data centers.

I can’t live without water.