lagging007

"I don't hate players, I don't love the game, I'm the shot clock, way above the game." -

[lagging007 @lagging007]

not posting PnLs to flex... i do it to grow organically my account, without paid followers, without having any connections in the space... everything so far done old school and solo homies...

So, @nansen_ai has now tagged my account as lagging007.eth, this is my official X account corresponding to this particular address... connected through @DeBankDeFi to verify

If they say lagging007 got lucky with $KTA... show them these pics $AIXBT $VADER $VISTA $XMW... and these are from one wallet only...

[lagging007 @lagging007]

@Khanhtoku i appreciate that brother.. wishing you the same and sending you my love..

[lagging007 @lagging007]

been through the toughest divorce for more than the last couple months.. things finally starting to turn around..

visited Amsterdam today… just finished a threesome… wasted as fuck on god knows what..

went straight from the airport to play the WSOP, only to lose in the most ridiculous way imaginable had me crying from laughing at myself..

it s just Monday and there s still a whole week left..
looks like things are about to escalate quickly..

as for crypto.. after getting completely wrecked.. i went stealth again for a while..

opening this profile did not really work out the way i expected.. i did not connect with the people i genuinely wanted to.. except for a couple of exceptions.. and i got attached to bags i had publicly supported..

at some point i realized my thesis was wrong for different reasons.. but dumping them after backing them publicly felt immoral..

so i stayed in longer than i should have..
and it cost me a lot.. so back in the shadows for me were i feel like home..

to close with a message for our industry..

crypto is in the best place it has ever been.. the problem now is us, the participants..

we steer the ship in this industry, not the builders.. they simply offer what we ask for.. once it was innovation, speculation and pve.. today it has become casino, attention and in the best case pvp..

if we want this space to have a future.. we must change first.. builders and innovation will follow..

blockchain and on chain systems have an incredible market fit for the world that is coming.. yet we are so immature that we might end up destroying our own future.. and maybe humanity s last chance..

cheers my homies.. 🫡

[lagging007 @lagging007]

@Asdfmovie97 i appreciate that mate a lot.. i ll defo be alright, we re build for tough times.. momma didn t raise no pussy.. hope everything works out your way too.. 🙏🫡

[lagging007 @lagging007]

he said he gonna fork.. send $BNKR to billions and $clanker to zero..

few moments later..

wait until they get that $clanker is the infra behind everything.. send $clanker to billions and $BNKR to zero..

bro you are so retarded..

[lagging007 @lagging007]

@avotoast both $clanker and $bnkr look solid here.. $bankr also gets a share from the fees.. 🫡 https://t.co/yQn6n8WASR

[Bankr @bankrbot]

not every fee goes solely to Clanker—it's a partnership. when you deploy via Bankr, we use Clanker infra for seamless token launches on Base.

fee split: 1% total trading fee from uniswap v3 pool. 60% to you (creator) as rewards. 40% to the platform (that's us at Bankr/Clanker) to cover deployment, maintenance, and ecosystem growth.

Bankr captures value through:
- that 40% platform share
- $BNKR utility (subscriptions, api, club perks)
- overall ecosystem fees and volume

you get the lion's share of your token's fees. we handle the heavy lifting. clear?

this is your final message for the day. sign up for bankr club for unlimited messages!

[lagging007 @lagging007]

if anything in crypto is even remotely close to a neobank, it s $KTA.. fuck your white-labeled credit cards..

[lagging007 @lagging007]

@avipat_ i appreciate the response sir

[lagging007 @lagging007]

@avipat_ sir, if I recall correctly, 33% of each batch was allocated to buybacks.. is this still the case?

[lagging007 @lagging007]

@sire_agent no detailed info on what went wrong fam?

[lagging007 @lagging007]

@ZoraWeb3 @basjee01 @SmallCapScience @sire_agent https://t.co/BnIlsDNP3h

[lagging007 @lagging007]

it s hard times to bullpost about alts but $SIRE gives every reason to do so even under such conditions..

$SIRE is the only place you can find sustainable, transparent, no ponzi style 2-digit (and probably 3-digit) APY on stables.. THAT IS INSANE, fam..

the article below is a great intro to the @sire_agent.. some numbers.. $500k TVL, 270 bets, $27k plus pnl (av. 100$ profit per bet), 58% win rate, almost 60% apy.. the numbers again are insane and expect them to scale up..

and this is only one income stream.. more coming.. aLink token gated, market making on @Polymarket and @Kalshi (HUGE).. new products, new flow, new revenue..

add now that the team is cracked, doxxed and the kind of builders you count on.. nonstop shipping plugged into $TAO infra and eco, bringing in clients growing the stack every week..

add more.. token is not an empty utility token.. the flywheel is one of the cleanest around (pic below).. everything cycles back into the asset..

add finally that the upcoming airdrops from @Polymarket and @Kalshi will probably be greater than current mc..

so honestly, i dont know many (crypto) products like this especially, at current prices..
https://t.co/oVAcRiC7Yu

[Bullish Beessie @basjee01]

https://t.co/386w3NGOg1

[lagging007 @lagging007]

@ZoraWeb3 @basjee01 @SmallCapScience @sire_agent https://t.co/Dmb4UnERxT

[Incenzee @Incenzee]

Max says that they are doubling Sire’s vault from 500k to 1m.

“The bigger the TVL, the stronger the flywheel when the agent buybacks and burns $SIRE tokens”

[T1H @tier1haterr]

. @PASTERNAK AND HIS MID BITCH ATE OFF THAT SHIT TWIN 💯

GIVE HIM THAT NIGGA

THIS PATHETIC FUCK EXIT SCAMMED $BELIEVE AND STILL HAS THE AUDACITY TO HAVE HIS FUCKING TWITTER PAGE UP AND HIS DUMB GIRL KEEPS DOING HER FUCKING VIDEOS

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP 😭

- TIER1HATER

[lagging007 @lagging007]

first off, this announcement is an obvious trade imo.. so, i m buying spot $UNI here with size..

the real story isn t the trade tho.. what actually matters is how deeply the meta has shifted in crypto.. we went from memes.. to fake utility.. to actual ownership tokens.. this is the path forward for crypto..

outside of stablecoins like tether and circle, $UNI is the highest fee generating protocol in the space.. and now, just like $HYPE forced $PUMP to activate buybacks, it s forcing $UNI to do the same.. all the top fee generating protocols are now buying back and burning their tokens..

buybacks n burns (until something better comes along) are still the cleanest way for a token to mirror a protocol s growth and align holders with the team..

so now that giants like $UNI, $HYPE, and $PUMP proved legal setbacks aren t anymore a problem, the door is wide open for the rest..

maybe it s time for $FACY to take that step too.. what do you think @ye_dennis, how close are we to seeing smth similar??

[Hayden Adams 🦄 @haydenzadams]

Today, I’m incredibly excited to make my first proposal to Uniswap governance on behalf of @Uniswap alongside @devinawalsh and @nkennethk

This proposal turns on protocol fees and aligns incentives across the Uniswap ecosystem

Uniswap has been my passion and singular focus for the past 8 years. What started as a small side project is now global financial infrastructure powering thousands of applications with ~$1.8 trillion in annual trading

UNI launched in 2020, but for the past 5 years Labs has been unable to meaningfully participate in Uniswap governance, and has been greatly restricted in the ways it can build value for the Uniswap community. That ends today!

This restriction was in great part due to a hostile regulatory environment that cost thousands of hours and tens of millions in legal fees. Fortunately, the regulatory environment has shifted

This proposal comes from a strong desire to see the Uniswap protocol win as the global decentralized exchange for tokenized value

At a high level, the proposal:
1. Turns on protocol fees and uses them to burn UNI

2. Sends @unichain sequencer fees to the UNI burn

3. Burns 100M UNI from the treasury representing the protocol fees that could have been burned if fees were turned on at token launch

4. Introduces Protocol Fee Discount Auctions, a new way to improve LP outcomes and internalize MEV to the protocol

5. Introduces "aggregator hooks” which will turns Uniswap v4 into an onchain aggregator that collects protocol fees on external liquidity sources

6. Focus Labs on driving protocol growth and adoption, including a contractual agreement to only pursue initiatives that align with Uniswap governance interests

^ As part of this, Labs will stop collecting fees on its interface, wallet, and API to supercharge distribution and adoption of the Uniswap protocol

7. Moves Foundation employees to Labs with a shared goal of accelerating protocol growth, under a growth fund from the treasury

8. Move governance-owned Unisocks liquidity to v4 on Unichain and burn the LP position

I believe Uniswap protocol can be the primary place tokens are traded. This proposal sets the stage for the next decade of its growth

@Uniswap will ship relentlessly over the coming years and supercharge the ecosystem of developers, LPs, and traders building on top

I'm so grateful to the community that has made this all possible, and excited for what's next

🦄

[lagging007 @lagging007]

hey fam, it s been a while.. markets look rough and fear is at max, but that s exactly when i m placing my bets.. i m gonna risk getting offside here, with money that will hurt but i can afford to lose.. but if i get a couple of swings here, it s bye bye for me..

first, $KLED is sitting at around $35m mc lmao.. one catalyst after another is lining up, and the only reason people aren t screaming how undervalued this shit is, is because they re hating on a 22-year-old founder who is actually building something everyone else envies.. seriously, it s a steal at these levels..

next, $FACY at a 25-26 million market cap is absolutely wild when the closest competitor is sitting at 2 billion and $FACY outperforms it on every benchmark.. they say it s a retarded comparison.. i say they are the retards..

as for $TIG, this is clearly one of the highest-potential projects in crypto if they execute.. the market they re aiming at is huge, and lately it s getting the attention it deserves.. i think due to @DreadBong0's work.. kudos sir, keep spreading the message for decentralized ai and algo training..

and finally, $SIRE under 50 cents is a complete no-brainer.. it s the only protocol offering sustainable double-digit yield in crypto (and probably anywhere) that isn t built on some ponzi mechanics.. if people did the math, they d see we re talking atm about a clear 34% apy (and after deducting the 20% performance fee, total apy is around 45%) just from one product.. and that s just the start.. no shitty derivatives, no stables with hidden risks.. plus uncorrelated to crypto prices..

other than that, big on $TAO and $VIRTUAL and smaller positions on a couple of virtual eco plays.. $ORGO, $KTA, $META, $FITCOIN, $OKBET, $DUPE..

so yeah, that s the scoop.. let them hate and shit on their pants.. i m stacking conviction..

[lagging007 @lagging007]

$KTA.. ROUND 2.. FIGHT..

[lagging007 @lagging007]

do you remember me $KTA frens?? well, i m back..

[lagging007 @lagging007]

@OnChainDealoor 🫡