Constance Marshall

Retired from roller derby and looking for the next great thing.

[Covie @covie_93]

The Kennedy Center has just ONE show coming for the next 6 months.

[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

@thekatyo ME! Cannot wait for this.

[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

The things you do as a Mom

#BlueyXboxSweepstakes

[XBOX | Emergence Begins @XBOX]

The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox!

Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller.

Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: https://t.co/o7jQCwIfzY

[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

@dallascowboys Your turn losers

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@zanelamprey Denver. Rivers, lakes, beers.

[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

@USFWS Minding my own business on my stupid mental health walk, one comes out of nowhere hissing and flapping. I didn't think to run? I had to fight it off with a Rockstar energy drink. It gave up after it and I were both covered - Sticky Goose - 0. Me - 1

[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

@DefectorMedia @drewmagary I implore you to give Empire Records a try. I disagree it is a Gen X movie - solid elder Millennial content. But a '90's banger. Pulling in @EmbryEthan to confirm! (he will not agree that Can't Hardly Wait is a classic)

[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

@ultragrrrl Too early for such an alarming push message

[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

@ultragrrrl Why did they do this to all of us: https://t.co/OlrqnDun23

[City of Glendale, CA @MyGlendale]

THIS IS A DRILL: #MyGlendale is conducting an evacuation exercise in Chevy Chase Canyon.
For those who live in the Chevy Chase Canyon: Safely evacuate your home and proceed to the evacuation site located at the Glendale Community College Parking Lot B: https://t.co/zjTZ6CMN6E

[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

Wordle 206 3/6

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[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

@pesty1079 I’m on Season 3 right now with my kids who are watching it for the first time and it’s so sad.

[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

@ChrisWarcraft LOL I cut out soda and accepted the pants size up.

[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

@ChrisWarcraft That’s awesome, and also kinda exhausting I’m sure. I’m pretty happy not trying to exert myself anymore.

[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

@ChrisWarcraft I’m so impressed! 8 years of roller derby - MCL/PCL tears, 4 broken fingers. My body and mind at 40 are like, nah 😂

[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

@Carolineoncrack That looks like a bee house: https://t.co/ZsMRVh7X8b.

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

"OMG THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG." - the horse at the club

[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

@EmbryEthan @TheBitterRedhed per Ethan, you are forgiven ❤️

[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

@EmbryEthan after being together 22 years, my wife just admitted she doesn’t love Empire Records? I thought we had always been on the same page that it was a Xennial staple? I’m so upset I don’t want to say divorce but how do you overcome this betrayal?

[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

@EmbryEthan I believe it’s a genuinely good movie! But I appreciate your candidness and understanding on her part.

[Constance Marshall @lagunabeyatch]

This came about during a rewatch of Can’t Hardly Wait, which she still@enjoys, FYI