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[laines 📦 @lainamichal]

@fuckjagan i have a woohoo adjacent tic (not tourette’s, ocd) and i’ll tell you it’s just as embarrassing

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

How sick is this poster celebrating the Knicks?!

[khels 𓇼🧉❀🐚𓆉︎ ☾ @deuxcherie]

she was so ahead of her time

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

White people when they realize Cinco de Mayo is on a Taco Tuesday !

[dis da manchester grim reaper @selfcontrI]

Alia: I dont know whats wrong with me.
I want to be normal. I killed shit ton of people.

Baron harkonnenCHATGPT in her mind: That’s fine — You were in survival mode.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

LISAN AL GAIB WE WILL BE GETTING IT BACK IN BLOOD WHEN MESSIAH DROPS

[seiya @systole_]

every spring it feels like i’m living life again for the first time

[🪷 𝜗𝜚 @ctrlhuds]

do u guys think u sound like well adjusted adults when you talk like this

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This is gonna go crazy at 1:30am when the edible hits

[ukecrow... @zyxcheetah]

America is so beautiful

[♰ @reeceollld]

i bet these ones are actually good for you, look how stoked that horse is

[Kevin Kinkead @Kevin_Kinkead]

it's pathetic how warm 32 degrees feels after a full week of like 4 degrees

[s @dollarbillbluez]

This tweet was funny when I first saw it years ago but I turned 23 last night and it was literally like this

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

yeah the 6 piece combo president #fatass 😂🤦‍♂️

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

I talked to Jimmy Kimmel the day before he got cancelled, and the last thing he said to me was to keep the fight going. We’re going to fight for you Jimmy, I’ll see you in Valhalla.

[Governor Bob Ferguson @GovBobFerguson]

Attorney General Bondi sent me a letter last week. It purports to notify me that Washington state “has been identified” as a “so-called sanctuary jurisdiction” — on grounds that her letter makes no effort whatsoever to explain.

Our state legislature passed a bipartisan law that appropriately and lawfully limits the diversion of our state and local resources to federal immigration enforcement. For that, she threatens me, police officers, state troopers, sheriffs, judges, and other officials with prison time.

In the America that I love and have taught my children to revere, we resolve our differences peacefully through public discourse and, if necessary, through the courts — not by threatening political opponents with imprisonment.

I sent her a response today: Washington state will not be bullied or intimidated by threats and legally baseless accusations.

[Governor Bob Ferguson @GovBobFerguson]

In 2017, I was the first state Attorney General to challenge President Trump’s efforts to trample our Constitution in court — and I was the first Attorney General to defeat him. My team and I won in court 55 times.

Attorney General Bondi, if you choose to challenge me and my state, be advised that we will defeat you and seek all appropriate costs and fees.