Jarnathan Toothass

i have a JD and generally no idea what i’m doing.

[Jarnathan Toothass @laineeyy_a]

i am going to k:|| myself in the Charleston Int’l Airport at American Airlines Gate B5.

[delco de leche @OafMode]

Edgar Allen Poe also moved from Philadelphia to Boston and he’s dead now. Do with that what you will, AJ Brown.

[normal emma @EmmaSpecter]

my mother walking into any apartment i have ever lived in

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

Update on my life.. I started rebuilding my mouse milk farm :D and currently have about 100 mouse’s strapped onto my basement walls with suction cups on their nipples 24/7 sucking their milk

[Mark W. @DurhamWASP]

My original plan

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

i can’t do long division and i’m a failed anorexic

[america's local band cheekface @cheekfaceREAL]

twalve

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

Me when the maintenance man comes

[Norm Cruise @normposter]

Happy Women's History Month ♀️

[weather @dsxf234161]

the early bird will play with they worm

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

if I went on survivor I’d tell everyone if they vote me out I’ll kill myself

[affe @alfosn]

Deeply fascinated by this distinctively British genre of photography

[Jarnathan Toothass @laineeyy_a]

this has absolutely wrecked me

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The story of Punch, the baby macaque, in 20 seconds.
https://t.co/GPo33dZ0sy

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

FINALLY

[Jarnathan Toothass @laineeyy_a]

i think we got a nice balance of both things in my sorority 😌

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Fraternity hazing horror son or sorority gates of hell daughter

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

i would have thrived on america’s next top model i’m literally so good at putting up with abuse

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Conservatives backing themselves into a corner where they have to pretend to be excited to watch 55 year old Kid Rock on their phone at halftime tonight is funnier than anything we could say or do to them.

[Gregory 🏳️‍🌈 @popLOCKEdropit]

Straight from Traitors to the Super Bowl. Is there ANYTHING Lisa Rinna can’t do? 😍

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

$54 left in my budget for the year