lainey yamashita

[lainey yamashita @lainey_jolie]

why waste any more time not being the happiest you could possibly be

[R🌷 @Riaxbb]

a simple joke can destroy someone’s confidence. Remember that

[jaya. @jayacancook]

Last week this lady ordered our duck fried rice dish with NO salt, NO soy sauce, NO Shoyu glaze, NO spice.

So we made that.

“It tastes flavorful but a bit bland and not very Asian-y”

Ma’am. Lady.

[jailine @xojqxo]

& to all my friends i don’t text on a regular basis bc i am the shittest texter ever, i genuinely love u all w all my heart <3 i’d do anything and everything for u all <3 except text u back

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

My grandpa was such a vibe in the 40s

[miguel @itshemiii]

WHY AM I BEING PUBLICLY SHAMED THIS WAY

[ﾟ༺ dayna ✧*:･ﾟ @SHRUG_EMOTICON2]

my friend drunk texting the doordash driver i’m lmfao

[Avalon Penrose @avalonpenrose]

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It can play Cyberpunk

[♥ @love_Rere]

This .. is why I'm single

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is unacceptable.

We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit.

As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.

[Liberty Van Zandt @pbandgelz]

I will pass the bar exam. I will join the 5% of lawyers that are black. I will join the less than 2% of lawyers that are black women. It’s happening. I can feel it. I’m saying it everyday. You heard it here first.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

She’s not yo ho no mo.