Lainey Wilson

wife 🤍 | mama 💙 | fl ☀️ | tiny baby nurse 👣

[Night Nurse @PetalConfetti]

All the mature nurses are retiring, a lot of the baby nurses are getting god complexes and the pre pandemic nurses who've stayed now have PTSD

Then there are a few who essentially have to run the show and pick up everyone else's slack

I'm incredibly concerned about the future.

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

There are those who say, ‘I’ll just do it later,’ and those who say, ‘I’ll do it now so I don’t have to do it later,’ and they marry each other.

[zacharyreality @zacharyreality]

Low key tho #haileyforbachelorette

[Lainey Wilson @lainey_kilmer]

@HaileyMalles does your back hurt from carrying this episode? #BachelorInParadiseABC

[Lainey Wilson @lainey_kilmer]

@thatsassymama @BachPartyPod She was once of the nicest people in high school, not sure what you’re talking about!

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

hospitals will really refuse to hire more nurses then pay 3x for a traveling nurse to fill in for their lack of nurses lmao

[Lainey Wilson @lainey_kilmer]

@EM_RESUS

[Lainey Wilson @lainey_kilmer]

@TomBrady looks like he just called someone’s momma fat 😂🥴 #TB12

[Lainey Wilson @lainey_kilmer]

@NotoriousS1Q3T3 @sportyginger @thatgirl409 @Steph_ICURN It’s very rare I have the opportunity to hold babies in level 3 but when I get the chance, boy do I soak it up 😍

[Lainey Wilson @lainey_kilmer]

@NotoriousS1Q3T3 @sportyginger @thatgirl409 @Steph_ICURN They were the most beautiful baby ever 😍🥺 we bonded and got snuggles in when s/he was fussy. I definitely have the best job ever

[Lainey Wilson @lainey_kilmer]

@NotoriousS1Q3T3 @sportyginger @thatgirl409 @Steph_ICURN The mom had COVID early on in her pregnancy and has healed. The baby is breathing on its own, never had COVID and moved to level 2. But we think there will be some major milestone delays but will be okay since babies already have to start forming connections, it won’t be bad!

[Lainey Wilson @lainey_kilmer]

@litenaska @laurraaaaM And just when you think you know...

[Lainey Wilson @lainey_kilmer]

@HomoAstrosfan Fair point. It’s more so identifying the Astros all in one shirt, because thats the closest thing to an Astros jersey that this dodgers girl is getting to 💁🏼‍♀️

[Lainey Wilson @lainey_kilmer]

Seeing kids with their parents during championship celebrations always gets me 🥺 they might not understand right then, but dang those memories.

[ESPN @espn]

When you win a title, you stay up past bedtime ❤️

[Very Baseball Moments @verymlb]

The 2020 baseball season ending with Rob Manfred getting booed just makes this year special 😇

[Lainey Wilson @lainey_kilmer]

@AsteriskTour Every post season is like this with good ole Dave 🙄 his refusal to pull pitchers has ruined the play offs for the Dodgers the last few years

[Lainey Wilson @lainey_kilmer]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🤩

[Lainey Wilson @lainey_kilmer]

Truly a mood 😛