IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner

I'm just a moderate gal caught in a super-conservative part of Texas. Kind of boring, but life is pretty easy here.

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

@biggestcatt @RobertKennedyJr Roids = pink skin and tiny weenies

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

@HwangJunhoe @RobertKennedyJr Roids make the dick shrink.

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

@tgreathouse10 @MorningBrew Looks like Buffett has denied making these comments. In the body of the story.

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

@MorningBrew Dare we re-assert that the dude in the White House is a big fat liar as usual? Big brain, my ass.

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

@miniondeathcult Where did this happen? I'm not seeing any information about the location of this Walmart.

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

@RecognizeGood Matustik #SayThanksAustin

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

@j_blue_advocacy @NancyMace @CNN Oh yeah thanks for resharing this. I forgot how she publicly admitted to adultery with this shirt. Weird.

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

@NancyMace @CNN Coffee isn't going to fix what's wrong with you. You are so insensitive to general respectful behavior. I'd like to know what you think being belligerent accomplishes.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

If you keep talking about the assassination attempt don’t you dare tell the kids who survive school shootings and their families to “just get over it”

What happened today is unacceptable and what happens every day to kids who aren’t the president and don’t survive isn’t either.

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

@electcharles Why are you lying about Proposition A in Lubbock? You claim that this is "legalizing marijuana", and that's absolutely untrue. It is working to decriminalize cannabis offenses. You're one of the reasons people don't trust politicians. #Corruption

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

@SMassengale You're leading the charge, lying about Proposition A! Overburdening the justice system and coating the taxpayers more money is not helpful. Be honest for once!

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

@SMassengale Are you going to continue to pass the costs of that improvement to taxpayers? A wealthy white man doesn't know the needs of his own community!

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

@ask_progressive Still no contact from anyone at progressive. Accident in OCTOBER.

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

@progressive Y'all have the WORST service. I've filed an auto claim 3 times with no response. A drunk driver totaled my Avalon in October. You closed my claim after filing with the wrong insurance company. I have a totaled car and am STILL paying my premium. 22-4096775

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

@buffingtonbear @OccupyDemocrats So is Rick Perry. Fun fact.

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

@ask_progressive This is sent

[CSPAN @cspan]

.@RepJeffries: "We will never compromise our principles...House Democrats will always put American values over autocracy...the Constitution over the cult...Governing over gaslighting...Justice over judicial... overreach....Maturity over Mar-a-Lago...Reason over racism."

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

Thanks Phoebe Reads a Mystery for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 5,154 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/nLEv6Ic73q

[IWishIWereAnOscarMeyerWeiner @laineyg6]

@Jim_Jordan That's not their job, so never. When will YOU address those issues? Do you actually care about your constituents?

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Thanks @POTUS