Lainey🦀🎉

Only steers and queers in Texas, and I’m not a cow

[Lainey🦀🎉 @laineyhatesyou]

Praying all my mutuals get a man pregnant soon

[Lainey🦀🎉 @laineyhatesyou]

@littlevixlence @rinswirl your mother with Bart

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[Zelda Vox @ZeldaVox]

yes i DO think you’re a loser and an idiot for using generative AI! yes i DO think you’re fucking stupid if you ask chatgpt questions! i do not respect you!

[Lainey🦀🎉 @laineyhatesyou]

@kh505043 @rinswirl

[Lainey🦀🎉 @laineyhatesyou]

Why are you in Saskatchewan

[Vi @pandenVi99]

For lesbians only ;)

[Lainey🦀🎉 @laineyhatesyou]

@rinswirl Omg wait my grandma had personal beef with Don cherry??? So I’m like three degrees from like EVERYONE

[Lainey🦀🎉 @laineyhatesyou]

@rinswirl I’ve met Bobby Orr so I’m like two? Degrees away from most current/ former Boston players including Brad Marchand . And my aunt dated mark messier when he was in edmonton som im like what 3 degrees from Gretzky

[Lainey🦀🎉 @laineyhatesyou]

@rinswirl @AthelWah QND WHAT ABOUT IT???? THE FLOORS SHOULDNT BE SO SLIPPERY

[Lainey🦀🎉 @laineyhatesyou]

@ashyaywoohoo @rinswirl

[Lainey🦀🎉 @laineyhatesyou]

NEED

[21 @21metgala]

Alysa Liu attends the American Music Awards.

[Lainey🦀🎉 @laineyhatesyou]

Doxing myself recreationally

[Lainey🦀🎉 @laineyhatesyou]

Bruh this is getting way too local…

[Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers]

Incredible stuff

[Lainey🦀🎉 @laineyhatesyou]

@rinswirl Girl why do you think you’re here if not for the bone seeing machine

[Lainey🦀🎉 @laineyhatesyou]

I’m sorry this was unnecessarily aggressive

[Lainey🦀🎉 @laineyhatesyou]

Do you know what a fucking cenus is

[Olive (Like the Reindeer) @GayOliveGarden]

its really crazy that the entirety of the canadian census is:
- how many people live here?
- are they transgender?
- can they speak french?

[Lainey🦀🎉 @laineyhatesyou]

Will I be shot if I say I do this

[Lainey🦀🎉 @laineyhatesyou]

Kris letang union rep? Likely place to find him

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

The Australian dream is actually is when you live within walking distance to a train station and a supermarket

[Ryan @Ryan_E65]

Why is it called “good” friday if i can’t go to the bottle-o and pick up a 6 pack?

[Sean @seanHPN]

April fools lasts for like 48 fucking hours for Australians in this cursed modern age