Lak Sheldon

Some mistakes are to much fun to only make once

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

A 57 year old UNMARRIED man with a receding hairline who has never BEEN married mind you, saying he would divorce our greatest living athlete who has been happily married for 8 years to her very rich and loving husband—keep quiet forehead

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

I SAID YES 💕💕💕💕💍💍💍🥰🥰🥰 to multiple people when they asked me to do things! and now i’m overwhelmed

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

So Texas is using "my body, my choice" to get rid of vaccine and mask mandates, but "your body, my choice" when it comes to abortion. Got it.

[Lak Sheldon @lak_sheldon]

Unpopular opinion: Coleslaw is actually good.

[Lak Sheldon @lak_sheldon]

@sydnastyx Yasss girl!!!

[Lak Sheldon @lak_sheldon]

Tips for tits

[Madison @madistewart00]

People SCARED to say stuff, BUT IM NOT and that’s why I only have 3 friends. 😭

[Lak Sheldon @lak_sheldon]

@Em_Harrison 🔥🔥 😍

[Lak Sheldon @lak_sheldon]

The amount of Karen’s at my voting place is crazy🙄😅

[Lak Sheldon @lak_sheldon]

I drive better with one knee than I do with both hands 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Danya @dxxnya]

all i’m saying is obama was not allowed to pick a new judge when scalia died because obama was leaving office in 7 months. so i SWEAR TO GOD if they let TRUMP pick a replacement TWO MONTHS before an election i’m going to eat an entire door

[Lak Sheldon @lak_sheldon]

What’s the point of not being an organ donor? What are you going to do with your organs when you’re dead???

[Lak Sheldon @lak_sheldon]

Next time my mom asks me to go on a family vacay, someone remind me it’s a terrible 🙃

[Lak Sheldon @lak_sheldon]

If one more effing person gets engaged before me... I swear 🤜🏻🤜🏻

[Lak Sheldon @lak_sheldon]

@sydnastyx 🥰🥰🥰