Ashley Laker

I'm easily distracted from menial tasks and I can also

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@yasminebabyfia I'm currently watching a programme called fringe, it has nothing to do with hair cuts.

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I really can't wait to have a leather jacket once again

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@lbollu @applebiz89 call me achey laker from now. Yes I am muscle fucked but I am not deterred. I want more.

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Up at 6am to plan a show for tomorrow. Fuck this

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Guilty pleasure - my dogs farts cos they smell like toffee popcorn

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That awkward moment you begin a tweet with that awkward moment

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Today, I'm attempting to galvanise myself to gallivant

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Ah man, there is some kind of demon moth in my room. All I can hear is his flapping about-so vigorous. Chill the fuck out

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The brothers grim http://t.co/gAOrZ6O83t

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@uniquenameplz carpe dieme. Italy changed me

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@Alexandraht I'm on it

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I've become one of those guys who sits in the pub with a pint on his todd. Y'know the cool sort

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@devon_holcombe [email protected], cheers.

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You think you can out pout me? You got another thing coming palomino

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@yasminebabyfia as a stand alone tweet, this conjures up a not so pleasant sexual image. Put it down indeed

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@devon_holcombe @leighonseass9 hi I'm interested, same question as Luke taplin though please.

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@sirsamueltg his tip for keeping his hair is using rain water, he's glad for the British weather...I refuse to doubt him

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@SirSamuelTG that had crossed my mind but he seems quite sincere, just look at that head of hair

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Or just fairly lucky

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Nearly had his legs blown off in the war and won 25 grand on the thunder all by choosing every number with 3 in it. This man is a machine