Lauren Marini

Actress, whiskey lover, Oxford comma enthusiast. Full of moxie and grit. Mostly grit.

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[Bridget Garwood @brigittybridge]

1/
Storytime folks, buckle up because this is convoluted, absurd and, as I was literally assured by @LACo_DPSS employee, a common occurrence.
TLDR;
This system is broken. I need health insurance @LACo_DPSS and @coveredCA and I literally do not know how to get it or where to go.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

no worries if not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is my love language

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

A male president was so angry he lost that he incited a mob against the U.S. Capitol.

I never want to hear again that women would be "too emotional" to be president.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

For Cable News we should revive the Fairness Doctrine which the FCC had on the books until 1985 that required that you show both sides of a political issue. It was repealed by Reagan. If there was ever a time to bring it back it’s now.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Anyone else can’t sleep bc they’re just lying on their side in the dark thinking about Four Seasons Total Landscaping?

[Karim Douïeb @karim_douieb]

@BettinaForget Holy cow, this is getting a lot of attention! Allow me to link to a more elaborated work I have done on how to better represent the results of the election https://t.co/YbY4F18Mve

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I try not to curse in public, but... 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Luke Messac @LukeMessac]

13 years ago, I emailed Dr. Fauci out of the blue to ask if I might interview him for my undergrad thesis. He invited me to his office, where he answered all my questions. When I sent him the thesis, HE READ THE WHOLE THING (see his overly effusive review below). Who does that?!

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

That awkward moment when you put a bounty on American troops and a real Commander-in-Chief finds out. Brought to you by @PeteSouza.

[CNN Communications @CNNPR]

Official response from CNN General Counsel to @TeamTrump‘s letter demanding CNN apologize for a poll that shows @JoeBiden leading.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

It’s Tuesday, you know what that means:

T - arrest
U - the
E - cops
S - who
D - killed
A - Breonna
Y - Taylor

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

it's still got a shine on it

[Keith Giles @keithgiles]

Kinda surreal when the President starts accusing your 75 yr old friend of being an agent of ANTIFA.

My friend Martin Gugino is an old man with cancer who is now in the hospital with brain damage after being pushed to the ground by a police officer he was trying to talk to.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Lauren Marini @lamarini]

Something has to change.

[Trevor Timm @trevortimm]

this thread is over 260 tweets long, filled almost exclusively with videos of unprovoked violence by police on peaceful protesters

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

NYPD officers just drove an SUV into a crowd of human beings. They could‘ve killed them, &we don’t know how many they injured.

NO ONE gets to slam an SUV through a crowd of human beings.

@NYCMayor these officers need to be brought to justice, not dismissed w/“internal reviews.”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If you killed a man w/ health conditions, you still killed a man.

George Floyd couldn’t breathe. 3 officers held him down, & one w/ a recorded, violent history kneed his neck as others helped.

They waited 9 minutes for his last breath. This was not an accident. It was murder.