Lana

[Lana @lamb1no]

@StenaLineUKIE @RachelVibes Is there any update for the 4:30 departed ferry from dublin to holyhead? its been a while since we've had an update from the captain.. we've been at sea for 7 1/2 hours now

[retarded faggot @bubblegumroot]

anyone who calls twitter "x" is a nazi

[yudi @seoulsand]

this video is tearing me uppp

[vi ୨ৎ @bearberryvee]

happy first day of fall everypony

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[Sho @Burgeryearner]

I cant control it so i shouldn’t worry

[Jacus @jjjacus]

how it feels when you break away from your friends at the club and have a 30 minute solo adventure

[Grace Rattigan (Reck) 💀☠️ @frillyflossy]

An observation regarding the horrific “accident” last night and recently on the M50. Actually for all road traffic accidents.

[Link Lauren @itslinklauren]

I'll have more to say on this soon. I've covered body image in Hollywood for a while. While we don't know what Ariana is going through privately, this seems coordinated and calculated. She drops her album two days ago, releases a music video literally about being thin, where she shows off her emaciated body, and suddenly her team is upset there's "scrutiny" of her public image? You can't have it both ways. She does this cat and mouse game. Her song is called "petal" and she paints herself as this thin delicate flower, showing off every bone and rib, then it's 'how dare you' discuss her body. There's literally a scene in the video about her weight. I hope she does take some time off to reflect and get well. But she's playing into things herself. She's very online and likes to feed the beast. Then she's a victim of public scrutiny. We're not allowed to discuss? Ok...

[josh @joshypooper]

daily conversations with the ex

[blue @bluemynose]

if my coworker doesn’t stop talking to me im gonna kill msyelf in front of her

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

I’m not autistic I’m some other shit they don’t know about yet

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Shaving my balls before going to the dentist just in case

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

EARTHQUAKES ARE CAUSED BY THE WORLD SPIDER'S LEGS MOVING SHE HAS MANY MORE THAN EIGHT LEGS THEY STRETCH THROUGH FAULT LINES AND ENCIRCLE THE CONTINENTS SHE DOES THIS ON PURPOSE TO AVENGE HER CHILDREN THAT WE KILL YOU MUST BE KINDER TO SMALL THINGS FOR WE ARE SMALL THINGS TOO

[Timi Ogunyemi 🇮🇪🇳🇬🇵🇸 @tweetymonkey]

Dublin ❤️