Shane

white sauce hot sauce

[Shane @lamb_over_rice]

Pinball is a roguelike

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Don’t believe in “genies” per se but I do think that if you rub an old enough lamp an abstract universal force grants you three wishes

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Top 10: Old West Outlaw Or Bootleg Simpsons Shirt?

1. Black Bart
2.

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@HireMeImFunny really looking forward to national treasure 3

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Pretty wild how Cleopatra actually lived closer to the moon than she did to the pyramids

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can’t wait until The OB is released... the prequel/sequel that finally connects The OA and The OC

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when you forget your wallet in Omelas and you have to walk back and everyone laughs at you <<<

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In the middle ages everyone woke up 15 times a night and it was cool, no one complained, much more natural actually,

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@LeaderGrev Great Scott!

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@radamadah would be an extremely cool way to get the bends

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The Phenomenology of Spirit Halloween Superstore

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Tak and the Power of Xiu Xiu

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I’m hot cause I’m THE FLY (1986), you ain’t cause you not

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(Mario ground pounds my head once) That’s ok. I’m only slightly annoyed.
(He does it again) Mario is a bastard. My ears are steaming. I will turn red and grow to 1.2 times my original size in order to kill him.

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is it fair that conor oberst has to do several full tony hawk 1080s whenever total eclipse of the heart plays? no. but is it right? perhaps

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sales projections not looking good for my new We Must Imagine Sisyphus Hoppy double IPA; called "a very bad beer name," "insufferable"

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lol if you don't pronounce "dekalb" slightly differently each time you say it because it always sounds wrong

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*Vampire Weekend's musical abilities advance twice as much as I had expected on their new album* wow, more like Vampire Double XP Weekend

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ah, first tweet in a year...here's that premium content I've been expertly crafting for so long:

"The Sorrows of Young Werther's Originals"

[wint @dril]

I find my self. walking the hallowed halls of Harverd university , thinking wisely to my self. upon the quest, for Knowledge...