lamb man

All I do is wake up, fix computer, be tired, eat hot chip and love @MisukiV

He/They

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

An I.C.E Agent ordered a cameo from us wanting to say how I.C.E isn't dangerous and I.C.E doesn't hurt people but we declined the order because...

We hate I.C.E!

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

Oh that’s Grok having esex on my TL

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

When everyone thinks you are senile, a good strategy is to invoke your hatred of windmills, as there are no famous literary parallels to this

[VALERIE @ValerieNoName]

really disappointed in maro here. this is just full on corporate bootlicking...
not even trying to entertain a compromise here.
what people are upset about is the fcat that UB is completely taking over Magic.
UB itself is tolerable, but not when it'd over 50% of all new sets.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Luke Duong @32_vu32810]

Same man who wrote this, btw.

[💜Dani🖤 🇵🇸 @Danidoesmagic]

They call them 007
0 Attention to the players
0 Good Promos
7 Sets a year

[gerf (fred) @achingkneejoint]

it's true. no Australian has ever gotten drunk

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

legit just comically evil man

[bradpsychology @bradpsychology]

We can end this fascist dribble by marking 'no religion' in the national census next month.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

1. The White House isn’t 250 years old

2. That eagle looks familiar

3. 11 stars? Cool, cool.

Trading the dog whistle for a megaphone

[senator penny wrong @tomorrowsashes]

pretty much

[Dragdar @Dragdar_]

It's time.

[dom von gym (Road to Emerald) @dom_vom_gym]

Leo the call is yours

[BlooJae @TheBlooJae]

People who weren’t around for these are about to expierence the only time when league was actually pay to win 💀

Also Jax with flat dodge percentage

We are so back I missed this abysmal slop I fell in love with. 🤝💐

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

It’s official:

You’re going to Hell if you use AI.

[Madeline Dorroh 🎙️💫 @madelinedorroh]

The Odyssey and other ancient epic poems are rooted in hundreds of years of oral tradition. I genuinely cannot think of a greater insult to the work than replacing a voiced narration with AI

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Don't worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didn't invent guns because they were using it for fireworks. They love fireworks. They will always use technology for fireworks. They can't help themselves.

[MattGamer2003 @MattGamer2003]

NAH, NO FUCKING SHOT!!! SHE DEADASS DID THIS SHIT!!!