Seymour Butz

history will not look kindly upon this transgression

[Seymour Butz @lambdrool]

@BigthinkerBig @JabroniMurph Not true at all

[Seymour Butz @lambdrool]

@hoopaflagg Bro wanted to jack off to a wnba player

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

If you wear meta glasses youre a faggot

[Seymour Butz @lambdrool]

@milktst You’re slow as fuck omg

[Men For Fielder @loganlofgren]

No controversies. No scandals. No flops. Just one of the great white boys of our time

[Liv 🐻 @prentissliv]

My fat ass just accidentally said “Texas Roadhouse massacre” instead of chainsaw

[katie dey @katie_dey]

watched heat 1995 last night just to feel something . dudes will see this tweet and reply hell yea

[Seymour Butz @lambdrool]

When u get bit by a mosquito there should be a killcam to see how it happened

[Seymour Butz @lambdrool]

MGS2 play through timestamp

[Seymour Butz @lambdrool]

Sneaking mission 60. Weapons 80.

[Seymour Butz @lambdrool]

@butterflywteeth @litauchij I mean they desperately want their bodies to be fetishized for money and then when that happens and they get popular somehow that is men’s fault? lewd content and porn is so aggressively marketed to teen boys and young men on social media it is a problem

[Seymour Butz @lambdrool]

@ahk13x @butterflywteeth Dumb fuck

[Seymour Butz @lambdrool]

My GOAT a eater

[Complex @Complex]

Ethan Hawke on whether he likes to eat in bed.

“Is it bad to eat in bed? The question is, to eat what?… I like to eat in bed, but I don’t eat food.”

[AB @DaktoJdub]

Try 7 hours without Russell Westbrook 💔💔💔

[Jose Cordoba @jacordobar]

@historyinmemes I wasted time "hating" on him when I was younger because all the girls loved him. Now, as a 30 year old man, I fucking love Robert Pattinson and I would 100% marry him. They had crushes on him, I love him. I'm straight and married btw

[nik ⚧︎ (^_^) @kurom3owz]

this is a sacred text to me

[Seymour Butz @lambdrool]

@Vanillafrogman @ecto_fun @Lokeigh_ That’s still nothing compared to the rest of the published educational content on the internet you dumbass YOU JUST DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE IS OUT THERE because you’re a teenager

[Seymour Butz @lambdrool]

@Vanillafrogman @ecto_fun @Lokeigh_ seems highly unlikely considering the scope

[Seymour Butz @lambdrool]

@Vanillafrogman @ecto_fun @Lokeigh_ You are