Kim

parrying expert | enjoy everything

[Prateek @Prateek017p]

Ryan Day has ruined New Year’s Eve and Halloween in separate years, not to mention Thanksgiving

[Kim @lambxspring]

Actually it’s even worse because I named him after the Beat Generation twink who stabbed someone in Riverside Park.

[Kim @lambxspring]

I just realized my cat shares a name with a character in the ACOTAR series and now I want to kms.

[Kim @lambxspring]

His new vet yesterday: “Oh, did you name him after the character from ACOTAR?”

[Kim @lambxspring]

So you’re saying there is still a chance?

[alexei @alexeixbt]

91.4% of anxious thoughts never come true.

[madison @madison_tayt]

i think trunk or treat is an affront to god and american car culture degeneracy

[Kim @lambxspring]

I wish I could insert a brief pause in my sentence to separate independent clauses containing a coordinating conjunction.

The humble comma:

[Kim @lambxspring]

Autumn light 🍂

[Kim @lambxspring]

Every single actor, when asked if they go back and watch their old movies/TV shows, always very cooly answers, “meh, no,” and I do not believe any of them.

[Kim @lambxspring]

I eat cheese in the dark every night before bed.

[Kim @lambxspring]

Scient

[Kim @lambxspring]

Whenever I have a bad day, I throw my whole outfit from that day in the hamper (even if it is things I would otherwise rewear) because it feels like it has “bad” on it.

[R33D @iReedifer]

For a lot of people, RJ Mitte was the first example of a disabled actor being one of the most important parts of a prestige show or film. He was instrumental in showing that a disability doesn’t preclude one from delivering great work, and an inspiration. Rest in Peace.

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how fucking ridiculous the thing looks

[+*:ꔫ:*Ezra Jolly*:ꔫ:*﹤ @Gatsbys_lament]

Thank fuck

[Kim @lambxspring]

I swear everything is toxic to cats.