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[captain jack sparrow @lamcaptainjack]

@iamDesiNerd Nahi banegi ye kabhi bhi mukesh khana ki ego ki wajha se

[captain jack sparrow @lamcaptainjack]

@_Gill09 Is gaane di batti bana k b**d ch lai la

Tere sai gurdas de according eh koi gaal e nahi aa ta fer sang kahdi lai jao battiya bana bana k sab gurdas di toolkit wale batti

[captain jack sparrow @lamcaptainjack]

@_Gill09 Bhedha saliya lagdiya maan saab diya... Lai lo amb te tinde awde maan saab to e
Leera 2 mint de drama ki kar gya maa boli da ਰਾਖਾ e bana ta ਪੰਜਾਬੀ eho jehe bati lainiya di mohtaj nahi h karabmn apni gulami ki den aa ehdi loga de viah ch kajri ban nach nach 20 20 lakh laye aa bus

[captain jack sparrow @lamcaptainjack]

@_Gill09 hun tak kehde bhore ch akali dal te bjp de jhande naal khela khel khel k sar ghuma reha c tuhada baba gurdas 🤣🤣🤣jeho jeha oh kanjar h odda da e aago sun lainda aa

[captain jack sparrow @lamcaptainjack]

@_Gill09 Asai ta han indian e eh gyan tuhade wargiya nu lodida hou sanu lod nahi m ta chavla nu timeline te aaun e nahi denda hunda aap e akali dal de jhande wala danda lain aa gya ithe gurdas te ohda toolkit agle nu album aayi aa oh chalauni aa bus hor cheeku dena ohne

[captain jack sparrow @lamcaptainjack]

@_Gill09 Desh bare gyan kaun de reha aa modi and badala da dalla gurdas ya tere warge murkh? Aap e ਭੰਡੀ jao aap e rola pai jao teri ta oh gal aa te rahi gurdas di gal ta ehnu kah badala de jhande da danda lai le batti ta choti rah jaugi... Dalla SAD te BJP da

[HELL WALA @hellwala]

क्या गजब धोया है भजपीले को 🤣
#OneNationOneElections

[Manish Mirdha @mansamirdha]

हुज़ूर - उरी बाबा...ये मशीन तो ऑटोमैटिक चलती है, बिल्कुल हमारी सरकार की तरह...!! 😎
पास खड़ा व्यक्ति - सर, ऑपरेटर चला रहा है पीछे से...!! 🤦🏻‍♂️
हुज़ूर - तो हमारी सरकार ��ी तो ऑपरेटर ही चला रहे हैं 'दिल्ली' से...!! 🤫
#पर्ची_सरकार
@INCRajasthan

[captain jack sparrow @lamcaptainjack]

@Santjii007 @yadavakhilesh Tu kbhi महाराष्ट्र gya bhi h kya ya sapno me iphone k sapne lete lete ye bhi sapne dakhne lag gya k महाराष्ट्र me kaun jitega 🤣... Bjp ki koi daal nahi galne wali munna na e हरियाणा me aur na e baad me महाराष्ट्र me

[captain jack sparrow @lamcaptainjack]

@Santjii007 @nehafolksinger Han to ye totla kaunsa publicity se door bhagta h publicity k liye e to totla ye dhong kar raha h

[captain jack sparrow @lamcaptainjack]

@Santjii007 @ajeetbharti @PMOIndia Jitna bhi loot le tere jaise tatpujiye to phir bhi apni chaplusi karte e rahege
Unko bhi pata h k murkh h e vote dene ko to aram se loot rahe h vote jhak maar k tum jaiso ne de e dena h 🤣

[captain jack sparrow @lamcaptainjack]

@Santjii007 Abe anpadah blue star hua tha black thunder to indira ki maut k baad hua h.
Jis baat ki knowledge e nahi hoti waha bhi udhta teer g*** me lene ka koi maza aata h kya
Pure desh k anpadah sirf bjp me e kyu bhare pde h

[captain jack sparrow @lamcaptainjack]

@Santjii007 To khud ki beti bjp ki ticket pe jab haari aur bjp me tab muh me mitti jam gyi thi k
Khud bjp me gye vo sahi aur vinesh galt
Pahle apne girebaan me jhak liya kro

[captain jack sparrow @lamcaptainjack]

@gopisehgal @rishibagree @NetflixIndia Sidha bata do na k tweet se utni kamayi nhi hoti thi jo netflix continue rakh sakte... Ja k uple kaise banate h youtube pe dakho vo e ek cheej dakh aur kar salte ho

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

संतरों से डील करने का यही बेस्ट तरीका है बस 🤣🤣

[Milind Khandekar @milindkhandekar]

70 लाख 45 हज़ार 775 रुपये

भारत सरकार ने विनेश फोगाट पर पेरिस ओलंपिक की तैयारी के लिए खर्च किए हैं. खेल मंत्��ी मनसुख मांडवाडिया ने संसद में आज यह जानकारी दी. विनेश के अयोग्य घोषित होने के बाद आख़िर सरकार क्या साबित करना चाहती है?

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

Rastafarian Targaryen is the most iconic moment from Emilia Clarke for me 🔥

[Devinder Sharma @Devinder_Sharma]

An NGO working on biotic and abiotic stress in farming tells NGT that initially farmers were advised by Punjab Agricultural University (PAU) scientists to burn paddy straw. Farmers did what they were asked to do, it says. #StubbleBurning

[captain jack sparrow @lamcaptainjack]

@poojabishnoi36 @UpendarsinghRa2 Via upi 😂😂😂😂😂acha majak h