tan 🍉

.. .๑ï snail is coming

[tan 🍉 @lamestimpala]

there are some people who are so painfully straight and she is 1000000% one of them like there’s no way. she’s a true heterosexual

[Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend'' @sofiabuffgf]

the gaylor conspiracy is so funny because you could not imagine a more heterosexual woman if you tried

[Syed Zain Raza @MrZainRaza]

No beheadings for these harassers who disrespected the holiest Islamic site by behaving like swines. But a married couple from Bangladesh was beheaded for a forehead kiss. There's no bigger crime than being poor or being a South Asian in Saudi Arabia!

[M. @blndvnt]

how i expect antidepressants to work

[nic ³ ¹² @verstappentwt]

im never deleting this app

[ghostfacers shady facts @stonernatural]

when you have a brother

[t. @taeseru]

they’ll host a Pilates event in your ass if you’re not careful

[∆ 🎭 @Bloodraven____]

And then they came for me.

[wurmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm @wurmm__]

cut my life into penis

[The Occasional Bat @OccasionalBat]

Ear wiggles!!!

[🐾p3arlly 𐙚 @y0urhaunt3dgf]

I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[blklilacc @blklilacc]

Do you guys think ADHD is just for shits and giggles lmao

[M. @blndvnt]

how it feels to procrastinate when you know a little more effort is worth it

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Walking around just dizzy as fuck. Who cares

[beybuniki @beybuniki]

weekend at bobby's