Mara

我希望我哋可以返返以前咁。或者新嘅嘢。我愛你
suffers a lot about love.

he/him, they/them.

[Mara @lamewich]

If I reply to you, just assume I'm drunk to some degree.

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

I protected my wife from unnecessary salutes for as long as I could.

After eight years it finally happened.

[BisqueDoll_Xochi @Xochipapalol]

I’m not seeing heaven for this play

[Cherry Cowboy @cowdealer]

Drug dealer I met at a party showed me a huge ass map of his daily commute that avoided every flock camera

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

When multiverse of madness brought back this director and he managed to sneak 30% of this sauce past Fuhrer Feige, the MCU fans crucified him for it

[uno @1xunoo]

Hearing Sexyy Red with nothing but BBL's around for the first time since 2011 will have you feeling like Robin Williams in Jumanji

[rodri do bahia city 🇱🇺 @rodri_ecb]

a diferença minha e dele é que ele teve coragem de fazer

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

my ex who i haven’t seen in person in 2 years or contacted for a year who broke my heart so bad i wanted to die unblocked me and called through my dnd at 3am piss drunk to say she’s outside my door and can i open it cause she wants to see the cats

[َ @dvkeshiv]

people hating on jean grey so much for everything she did when i know my ass would become the joker if the government kidnapped, tortured, and killed my brother. like she actually went easy on them to be honest

[LumiCanvas @LumiCanvass]

Finally, ship dynamics explained with actual physics

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

Standard histories completely ignore the role of the USSR in the gains we achieved during the civil rights movement.

One reason why elites were motivated to address Jim Crow was that the Soviets were getting easy propaganda layups because America was so overtly racist.

[Kip Lincoln @GripsofHistory]

Until we passed out from dehydration.

[Cum🏂 @cremedupepe]

nigga said “does it get any better”

[Foundational White Janissary @White_Janissary]

One thing police bodycam footage teaches you is that a significant part of the American population believes in a form of Kabbalism where cops are spiritual entities of the Sephirot and if you learn their badge number (the cop’s true name) you can bind them to your will.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The most unbelievable part of The Odyssey was the flashback of Anne Hathaway being impressed by her husband’s party trick of shooting an arrow through a bunch of axes for what I imagine was the nine thousandth time

[the new puppy asuka @notsayinsoryu]

my favorite era of destiny was when it felt like we were dead things killing to protect a dead god to protect a dead civilization. a death rattle that refused to end. windchimes was perfect

[🐇Hellbunny Mommy Yeefi❤️‍🔥 @Yeefi]

Good morning. I too am not ready for it to be a week day.

[Abigail knows little @AbbyKnowsLittle]

Zatanna WILL make you transgender

[andre @getawayandre]

sempre rio qnd lembro que a victoria justice ficou de fora até da suruba do elenco