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𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐢𝐧’𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨.

[✨ @lamielamarga]

Cannot stop being an “evil vile bitch” no matter what I try 😩

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

*nods quietly* something sandwich...

[vio @Erogetism]

Don’t ask me no fucking crazy questions like how am I doing or what have I been up to lately what the fuck is wrong with you

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Anybody chatting causally with ChatGPT needs to be put in a straight jacket with a padded room 😭 Y’all genuinely scare me

[thandi beer @bluelayzzz]

babe the only foldable device you need is a book

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i'm impressed with how ugly i'm willing to look in public these days.

[Grace Auta @graceauta101_]

Sometimes men hate you because you’re the woman they wanna be.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[KIX @KIXNKARBS]

Fuck a foldable iPhone bring back the sidekick

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i have ghosted half my bloodline so please believe me when i say idgaf.

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I have been extremely brave about things nobody knows are happening. I have also been extremely dramatic about very minor inconveniences. Balance.

[G. F. Allen @AuthorGFAllen]

Finishing a book is wild. You just... close it. After everything that happened. And then you're expected to carry on with your life???

[shipra @shipranotes]

I never said the book was good. I said I loved it. Those are two VERY different things.

[💋 @luvsami0]

Either I get what I want or I get something better

[YourFairyQuadMother 🧚🏾🏋🏾‍♀️ @Tresfantastic]

I have to be hot and sexy for life now. It’s what Dolly and Tim would have wanted.

[*bd*ll*h @ab00xx]

Jamie Lee Curtis go outside

[Bunny_Guts @BunnyGuts69]

it should have been Charlie Kirk again

[• @leenaqureshii]

“lets agree to disagree” i’ll beat the shit outta you

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[mayank @maynkydvv]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again