lauren lamar

the government is real and aliens know it

[lauren lamar @lamlaur]

@dcrose1q Im interested! How much?

[lauren lamar @lamlaur]

@dcrose1q Are they still available?

[lauren lamar @lamlaur]

@ascottparker Are they still available?

[lauren lamar @lamlaur]

@Klantitbincul Are they still available?

[lauren lamar @lamlaur]

@jackmc333 Are they still available?

[lauren lamar @lamlaur]

@fantasibbw99 Are they still available?

[lauren lamar @lamlaur]

@GeneDrose Are these still available?

[Houston Police @houstonpolice]

HPD made one arrest during today’s victory parade. A male, 33, threw a beer can at U.S. Senator Ted Cruz as the Senator was on a float in the 2400 block of Smith St. The beer can struck the Senator in the chest/neck area. The Senator did not require medical attention.
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[Tom Grissom @ThomasGrissom]

The GoP in Texas has been in power since 1995, 27 years. All of their ads are saying "vote for us so we can fix everything that is broken in Texas". Again, they have been in power for 27 years had have fixed ZERO.

[alex @joysprick]

it can be 72 degrees or it can be dark at 5pm. both at the same time is making me feel extra deranged

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Congrats to the @Astros on a tremendous season and World Series title.

Proud of the @Phillies for always believing – you’ll be back.

[Houston Astros @astros]

Chas McCormick's imprint on the warning track following his catch last night. 🤯

(h/t: Flip Lehman, @TracesofTexas)

[Laurie Voss @seldo]

Seriously though: Facebook is a wasteland, Twitter in turmoil, Instagram has collapsed trying to be TikTok, and TikTok isn't a social network. If you wanted to start a social network, this would be the best time in 10 years to try that.

[grovy @grovymango]

yall. please take care of ur health bc there are evil ppl in med school im so serious

[Laura @fairycakes]

My bottle of shampoo is on its 3rd Prime Minister

[lauren lamar @lamlaur]

@rachaelcherian I’ll buy them!

[lauren lamar @lamlaur]

@youdrewstars Im interested !

[lauren lamar @lamlaur]

@JordanUhl raytheon one is sending me