@TylerIAm "I think of myself as a man of science - as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos. And so that will make it a 198-4 ballgame. I don't know if I'm gonna put on this stethoscope again"
at dinner today my Poppop was telling us about when he went to a strip club and a stripper tried to steal his wallet but instead got his journal of good restaurants in NYC so take that random stripper
If more people come to the Eagles parade on Thursday than came to see the pope when he was here, is Nick Foles the new pope? I'm not catholic so I don't know the rules. #replytweet