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Jeremy Renner app fan account

[Joe Applebrook @joe_applebrook]

It’s tragic he has to post this through instagram. There should be a dedicated app for these sorts of Jeremy Renner announcements

[Perry @PerryJudge]

One time my mom ordered a comforter and a giant box was delivered. She opened it and inside was the comforter, along with a wedding dress, heels and a tiara. I suddenly can’t stop thinking about this because seriously wtf

[Perry @PerryJudge]

Spam texts gonna get me one day

[Perry @PerryJudge]

10/10 no notes

[phx 💥 @phxstrikesback]

achilles and patroclus while odysseus was crying to penelope about going to war:

[Perry @PerryJudge]

Ok but seriously whoever decided hotel bathrooms should have sliding barn doors is very high up on my shit list

[Perry @PerryJudge]

Matt Berry being the Oscar’s announcer was the best possible choice

[Perry @PerryJudge]

Do we think he’s a never nude

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.

[Perry @PerryJudge]

Cool thx

[Perry @PerryJudge]

I’m holding yall accountable @LAYS

[Perry @PerryJudge]

Why oh why oh why are there so many AI commercials during the superbowl

[Perry @PerryJudge]

In honor of the current car show going on, here’s a family pic from like 19 years ago. You can tell i hated nothing more than being dragged to the car shows lmao

[Perry @PerryJudge]

My fav part of Traitors this season is seeing who gets the salmon in the morning

[𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☧⌖✠☀️🍂 @JadeAtrophis]

Now THIS is news

[Perry @PerryJudge]

Why don’t we, as a society, talk about Koko the gorilla more? Like that’s a gorilla that used asl that’s freaking insane

[Perry @PerryJudge]

I’m at a wedding and the photographer came over and took a picture of my feet. Dude can’t afford my going rate!

[Perry @PerryJudge]

Truly, is there anything more unreliable than septa

[Perry @PerryJudge]

In the next 4 weeks, i have 4 weddings and a funeral to attend. They should make a movie about that!