lanaborelli

New Jersey | Sacred Heart

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[casey at the bat🏀 @thebenchesclear]

don’t you dare forget your roots you little red fuck

[27. @dimvji]

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief daily

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

"Dad, the Giants just brought back some guy named Odell. Was he any good?"

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me on my wedding day hearing all my besties laughing together... While I'm seated next to my husband

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

“i hate this job”

*gets paid*

[Brody @ItsGiantsSzn]

Might fuck around and get too optimistic about the Giants

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

In fairness to Jesus, "One of you will betray me" is a great dinner party conversation opener.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

When you've worked your entire life to make it to the NFL Draft and a New Jersey area code number pops up on your phone

[fishious @fishquichee]

My five year plan is to see how it goes

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

“I hate this job”

*gets paid*

[Kush ❤️‍🔥 @kush07_]

New picture of me and Taylor Swift 🥹

[Right Wing Dad 🇺🇸 @RightWingDad]

Shitters full

[funny shit @ava78177467]

“I can’t believe I had a nightmare about not throwing a touchdown parlay on Sunday”

[🦢 @damnidc__]

“Women don’t make good leaders” - A man who doesn’t know how to make a doctor’s appointment for his kid.