Lana Hirschowitz

Writer. Blogger. Toast Lover.

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Tonight I have to call my father in South Africa and tell him I have to cancel my trip 😩🤢

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Trying to write. Need to learn not to write to impress (because that's how I messed up) https://t.co/IpIbyDtlMd

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Two things can be true at the same time https://t.co/wvsDoSfrpf

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The perfect answer to anyone who would tell you the Melbourne Cup is harmless fun. https://t.co/fu9ucMCbTU Thank you @Joseph_O_Earp

[World Animal Protection ANZ @MoveTheWorldAU]

Are you saying #NupToTheCup?
Nup to animal cruelty.
Nup to using animals as entertainment.
Choose kindness instead of animal cruelty and gambling this Tuesday: https://t.co/z4NVEa18hw

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Only 64 more days until I am acting like one of those excited people at the airport.

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@nareenyoung Someone who doesn't care about anyone else on the roads

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There is nothing like hot wind to make it feel more like an apocalypse

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There is nothing like the opening of international borders to remind you of how many of your friends have family overseas

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This is why I hate the term 'do your own research' https://t.co/epiYrGBGqu

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I have been taught by Fred Rogers to look for the helpers and nurtured by my husband to look for the facts. https://t.co/epiYrGThP4

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Just once I'd like to open Twitter and read that Donald Trump has been sent to jail

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@tasha_flasha Thank you. I am, as you may expect, completely heartbroken xxx

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My dog died. And so did the biggest part of my heart https://t.co/Jhn76KL1BA

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@carolduncan Happy Birthday

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I miss my dog so much the middle of my bones ache

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PSA - this is not in fact breaking news. One could say it's not even news

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#BREAKING: After rushing out to buy it diehard Caramilk fans are now giving Macca’s a (soft) serve and labelling it “all wrong” for one reason.

https://t.co/yFDrOXmxbD

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There should be a name for the pride you feel when someone asks you for your proof of vaccination and you hand it over

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Person most unikely to get a tattoo : me

Also me:

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@jackie_jade_ Thank you for that advice. My heart is just not able to take anyone in right now. One day they say it will be better. But not yet

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Today at therapy I cried so much I dissolved and escaped through the little space under the door