allana

fueled by coffee and spite

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Is there a coffee delivery service? Because I would give it all my money right now.

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How many times do I have to say “I’m not fucking doing this today” before I actually decided I’m not going to let it stress me out?

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“Well you can come to the office to pick one up?”

I’m a half day today and then on pto Friday and Monday. By then my new keyboard will be here. Sir, no.

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So instead of my company just telling me how to remote access from my laptop since my keyboard is broken, I wasted two hours trying to do it myself and then another hour looking for an old keyboard in my basement.

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We have reached the “mommy watch this” phase.

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If you text me racist, homophobic and transphobic comments thinking I’m going to laugh and agree, you’re wrong. That’s disgusting.

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I don’t know how many times I have to say this, but spectrum fucking sucks.

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I got on Facebook for five minutes, saw the political stupidity I didn’t miss, and logged right back off again. I’m so close to giving up entirely and going back to a flip phone.

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@caitlyn_lobb IF THERE IS ANYTHING IM learning in this world.... if James Charles says it’s ok then we all should do it.

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Charlottes new saying is ok SIS and I demand to know where she learned it.

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My boss had to explain a *math thing* to me and I felt like a third grader sitting at the kitchen table crying again.

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My anxiety is off the charts right now.

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I feel so emotional looking at my living room because for the first time in 9 years I finally feel like this is my home, not just where I’m living *for now*

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@TC_CLE Cleveland butchers. I’m sticking to it.

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Does anyone else get extreme anxiety/dread before starting another work week or is it just me?

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So I accidentally ordered a couch from Wayfair... let’s hope I like it.

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The amount of screeching my family does is off the charts.

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@DamnSlice Omg Roary 😭