Phizha| 🐘

Businessman | Scouser @LFC

[sxwrkr @sxwrkr_]

If you feel dizzy upon standing, cough hard multiple times to momentarily raise your blood pressure, potentially get blood to your brain faster to avoid fainting, and possibly adjust cardiac rhythm. I call it self defibrillation but it’s apparently called cough cpr irl

[Phizha| 🐘 @lance_bobo]

@Chris_Madome 😂🤣

[Ronaldinho @10Ronaldinho]

Como é bom tá em casa.. já começou as comemorações d aniver

[Phizha| 🐘 @lance_bobo]

@Ronmor73 Ke ene yoo

[T H V L 4 N I @ramsthulani_]

@agomonatenex 😭😭

[Secretary Marco Rubio @SecRubio]

In my meeting with Botswana's President @duma_boko, we talked about strengthening our partnership to make both our nations stronger and more prosperous. I also congratulated Botswana’s launch of their first-ever satellite with @SpaceX.

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

Man smokes the world’s hottest pepper from a bong and temporarily goes blind

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

y’all think its gayer facing the man or the woman?

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

POV: You called your bro gay online in Germany

[YOU ARE UGLY BUT I @MalumeRichie]

Poor guy😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[proton @ProtonInspector]

Thought they’d be bigger tbh

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yup

[Phizha| 🐘 @lance_bobo]

😂

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

Bro is innocent🌚💀

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

🔥🔥🔥No more showing up to work one day a month. If you’re going to collect a paycheck from the government, you actually have to show up to work!

President Trump signs order mandating federal workers show up in-person for work.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Pretending to work while taking money from taxpayers is no longer acceptable

[Pop Base @PopBase]

🚨 TikTok has officially shut down in the United States.

[Tola | Travel Creator @LivingWithTola]

When my husband goes to the store and he's desperately trying to reach me, he sends messages to the TV.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is not a parody

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Only men should be firefighters. We all know this. It’s a job that men are uniquely qualified to perform. There are few women on the face of the Earth who can carry a full grown man to safety. LA set out to deliberately reduce the number of male firefighters. A suicidal policy.

[Phizha| 🐘 @lance_bobo]

WTF!!

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Of course the assistant fire chief acknowledges that she can’t pull a man out of a fire but says it’s okay because it’s his fault for being in a fire to begin with. These people are pure abject evil.