My Mom: Lance, you should play Shania Twain at parties, I bet not many girls your age have heard her.
Me: Mom, they live for that shit, I think it’s the reason they get up in the morning and take on the day.
@PurpleRow My god, if you want to blindly support your city’s sports teams, go for it!! At least have some respect for the league MVP and put the right number on this baseball player