Lance Bailey

Developer + Doofus.

[Lance Bailey @lancebailey26]

chick-fil-a pls

[Lance Bailey @lancebailey26]

brendan shanahan must have some serious dirt on leafs ownership

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Kyle Dubas will not return as the Toronto Maple Leafs GM, per @reporterchris.

[Lance Bailey @lancebailey26]

ps kids are disgusting wretched little life suckers no shit people don’t want them

[Lance Bailey @lancebailey26]

me, an intellectual: “actually i think you could explain it by those things”

whoever made this:

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

"The U.S. birth rate has fallen by 20% since 2007. This decline cannot be explained by demographic, economic, or policy changes."

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Bruins fans

[Frankie Borrelli @FrankieBorrelli]

Super sad

[Lance Bailey @lancebailey26]

who could've seen that coming?

[Lance Bailey @lancebailey26]

me whilst shoveling copious amounts of shredded cheese into my mouth at 3am

[Frankie Borrelli @FrankieBorrelli]

I don’t wanna be sad anymore

[Lance Bailey @lancebailey26]

cum then die

[Chuck Naso @ChuckNaso]

Eggs are $10

[Lance Bailey @lancebailey26]

we used to be a country. a proper country.

[Lance Bailey @lancebailey26]

this is my new christmas song other song is 2nd best

[Lance Bailey @lancebailey26]

kids are pussies /thread

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?

https://t.co/7f2tMw0LbJ

[Lance Bailey @lancebailey26]

and now that we've all done our civic duty, us normal humans get to sit back and watch the most cooked takes on twitter for the next... forever... again. #IVotedToday

[Lance Bailey @lancebailey26]

godzilla was part of the reason i broke my arm in 1st grade.

people don’t forget.

[Kaiju News Outlet @KaijuNewsOutlet]

Happy #GodzillaDay everyone!!!

[Lance Bailey @lancebailey26]

hey google how do i read less than zero books

[Lance Bailey @lancebailey26]

this season of life on earth is fuckin WILD

[Brennan Murphy @brenonade]

"The n-word! Do you know what the n-word is? It's-"

*crowd yells*

"No no no, it's the nuclear word."

[Sæn @Seabeazley]

No this is when Spongebob and Squidward were delivery a pizza